Old but still entertaining!

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..........Playing football without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male..........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.....A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female.....A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male.........A source of entertainment, self-statement, male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.....The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.....A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male..........A device for scanning through all 175 channels

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3L said...

Your blog is Chicken Soup for the Soul. Thank you for brighting my day.

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