The Hooker

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Submitted by Steven

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

11 comments:

BlackSnow said...

lol

Hippoleetoe said...

hmm .. lol ... this was funny .. and sad :/

AgentPX said...

He's 5 dollar richer by then...lol

LLnL said...

You know I love the "getting even" jokes yet I agree with Hippoleetoe, bittersweet humor. Makes you laugh then leaves you sad. I'm a sensitive soul, what can I say?

ASWANI said...

lol ;)

Nice guys finish last...or something like that said...

all is fair in love and war

virgo27 said...

ha ha ha!!! i'm gonna have to pass this link along to a few friends.

Dutch donut girl said...

I'm still trying to figure out what boys and girls do on back roads ;-)

Mr. Puddle said...

ditto... ^

zxt said...

Hahahaha...free sex and $5 richer.

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