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Art of the day

2009-11-04T08:50:00.002-05:00

From Nasa.gov

New direction

2009-10-30T18:56:00.004-04:00

Hello my dear reader.
I know that I've been MIA but it was all worth it. I'm in a great zone and I don't want to leave it. However you already know that I looooove blogging and it has become a passion and an escape. I wish I could be more investigated about it but I can't. I also want to keep blogging for at least a year (see countdown on the sidebar) and I have plenty of ideas for my blog so I'll stay around the blogosphere. And you already know that "once you go blogger, you'll never go back".
The first thing I need to do is to change the name of the blog. I don't personally think that it is unboring you daily with new contents (but there are almost 800 posts published). This new direction will probably focus on this crazy world and the crazy people living on it and of course my crazy rambles.
Finally I assure you that I'll keep diversifying the posts and will amusing you.
Cheers and Happy Halloween.

Paranormal Activity

2009-10-25T08:16:00.002-04:00

After reading amazing reviews about Paranormal Activity, I knew that I had to watch it. This mockumentary follows a young couple who are tracking a ghost in their house.
Horror movies were my favorites since I was a kid (I'm serious, I could stay up to 4am watching them and not being scared). These past years I stopped watching them because I thought that they were lame and not frightening at all. But Paranormal Activity scared the shit out of me. It's terrifying, creepy, freaky etc... The best part of this movie (worst part of my nightmares) is that everything seems so real. When I left the movie theater, I sat down on a bench to breathe deeply. I also ended up buying a cappucino to calm myself and have some sort of energy.
During the movie I was very empathetic to the girl because I believe in ghosts and actually saw them twice in my life.

According to Wiki, the director only spent 15000$ to make it and since October this masterpiece has made nearly 40 millions.If you want to be scared this Halloween, please forget the bloddy Saw and go watch this.

Have you seen it yet? Do you believe in ghosts? What are your plans for Halloween?

Both sides...

2009-10-20T14:39:00.003-04:00

Because of your absense...
...I'm incomplete
...I'm insecure
...I'm scared
...I'm vulnerable
...I'm sad
...I'm lonely
...I'm crying

For you...
...I'll be a better man
...I'll share everything I have
...I'll care about everything
...I'll accept your flaws
...I'll enjoy what you have
...I'll tell you that I love you and will mean it everytime
...I'll smile and laugh

Lazyking

Finally...

2009-10-08T11:25:00.003-04:00

I hate blonde jokes but this one got me LMAO non-stop. Enjoy!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

My Indian Diner

2009-10-03T11:19:00.002-04:00

I know this post will cheer up my indian followers. Last night, I went to an indian restaurant called Amol. It was very interesting. My friend absolutely loves indian food and went to pretty much all the indian restaurants in town. I once went to an indian buffet when I was in Montreal and I was shy trying out the foods. Yesterday was a completely different story.

As appetizer, we got a "mixed plate". It was mixed with several indian delicousness such as an indian fried chicken, fried mashed potato with sweet peas, mixed vegetables (also fried). This appetizer was served with 3 different sauces, a very spicy red onions sauce; a medium spicy green sauce and a not spicy black sauce. I loved the colors and the presentation. But I forgot to ask about the ingredients and the names. Sorry!

For the entrees, we had rice with 2 different sauces: Jalfredi sauce and Hariyali sauce. Jalfredi sauce is made with creamy tomato sauce, vegetables, basil and chicken. It was excellent. The Hariyali sauce is made with spinach, curry, spices, chicken. It was also delicious and I think I like that one better. Why? Because the Jalfredi sauce is very similar to an african meal (from Senegal) named "thiou" but the african meal is much better than the Jalfredi. But I liked the fact that these big and different cultures have some cooking similarities. I really enjoyed that lesson.

After this festin, there was no room left for dessert, so we ordered a Mango Lassi drink. I believe that the Lassi is an indian smoothie. It's made with yogurt and mango and some secret indian ingredients. LOL. It was very yummy and had a sour taste.

The best part is we didn't break the bank. The final bill was 39.01$ but since it's the reaturant 9th birthday, every table had a 9$ off so we ended up paying 30.01$ but we had too much fun and the servers were nice and friendly so gave them a lot of tips :)

Tell me about your fun culinary experiences or please recommend me some non-american foods.

5 tricks to ruin a date

2009-09-28T13:01:00.003-04:00

Have you ever been in a date and suddenly you just want to ruin it?

Have you ever been in a very uncomfortable date but you don't know how to end it?

Forget faking an emergency on your phone, that's so 2000 and late! Here are the good stuffs:

++ Talk about religion

++ Pour drink/food on yourself like a baby

++ Fart loudly!

++ Tell her/him that you thought she/he was going to pay the bill

++ Make bad comments on her/his weight

Art of the day

2009-09-19T10:05:00.002-04:00

Random Play

2009-09-18T14:15:00.005-04:00

This playlist contains the songs that I love right now, these last few weeks I've been listening to these songs a lot. I just love them and they all make sense to me. Some of them are popular, some aren't; some of them are new, some aren't.
In few weeks, I'll probably will be listening to a completely different playlist. Enjoy and tell me what song do you listen several times a day.

## Stay by Safetysuit
## Break Even by The Script
## Rainy Day by Coldplay
## Disappear by Beyonce
## Never Say Never by The Fray
## Let Me Love You by Mario
## Meet Me Halfway by Black Eyed Peas
## Mad World By Gary Jules

Cincinnati, OH

2009-09-17T14:10:00.003-04:00

I've been living in Cincinnati for exactly a year now. I never really liked this city. I left Montreal and came here so it was a huge difference of lifestyles. But these past few weeks I'm discovering all the hidden treasures Cincinnati has to offer. Here are few of the most memorable attractions:

_- Mt Adams, it's a small and antique city that has one of the most amazing view to the downtown. The architecture of the houses, restaurants etc.. are unique and breathtaking. Mt Adams also has a 18th century monastere and it's quite amazing too.

_- The Ohio River, it's the natural limitation between Kentucky and Ohio. It has a beautiful park and an amazing sunset view. One of the most romantic place in Cincinnati.

_- WEBN Fireworks, the longest and biggest fireworks event I've ever seen in my life. Some people wait 12 hours on the park just to see it.

_- Cincinnati Bengals, even though I'm not a big fan of American Football, I root for my city because of their crazy and over the top fans. And I've also seen my first NFL game at the Bengals stadium.

_- Kings Island, this is the main attraction in Cincinnati. Kings Island's rides are in the top 10 most extreme rides in the US. It's just awesome!

_- Great restaurants, affordable and beautiful decor.Without alcohol, you can enjoy a great entree, a soft drink and a delicious meal for 20$ per person.

Funny diet excuses

2009-09-16T14:12:00.003-04:00

I'm baaaaaack

2009-09-15T14:41:00.002-04:00

Well, not completely!

First of all, thank you so much for missing me and for all your lovely e-mails. Don't worry anymore, I feel really good and my life ''offline'' has never been this awesome. I'm having a lot of fun.

The main reason I'm not updating this blog is because of my broken computer. And since I'm very lazy, I'm not working any extra hours to make more $ and get a new one. But I'll do something about it and this blog will be fully operational like before. From now, I'll post few updates every now and then even though I've lost a lot of my posts :(

I can not leave my bloggers friends, you bring balance in my life and I love blogging :)

Thoughrout this week, I'll be visiting/commenting/sharing all your latest posts.

Cheers

Lazyking

Can you explain this?

2009-08-25T11:11:00.002-04:00

Best engine

2009-08-25T11:04:00.000-04:00

Submitted by Jermaine

A notable gynecologist once said:
"The best engine in the world is the Vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental..!"

Art of the day

2009-08-25T10:58:00.002-04:00

Paper Memory by Lissa

Baby Ipod

2009-08-23T12:52:00.002-04:00

300

2009-08-23T12:16:00.003-04:00

I'm not talking about the movie but about YOU. Yes you. I'm hitting my 300 bloggers followers or can I say bloggers friends. This could have never been possible without your support.
When I started blogging and learned about followers I thought that making 100 followers for my first year would be great and very successful but 300 followers in only 8 months, that's completely insane. The best part is they are all visiting my blog everyday (some of you just don't like commenting but with Google Analytics, I can see that you stopped by) So I'm really grateful.

Also I'll be lauching my website Lazyly.com (I'm still working on the design) and I just need few days to be really happy with it and post its first original article (which is ready since last week).

And the blogpost All my Love wasn't written by me but for me. So I have 3 different reasons to celebrate. Stay tuned for my next blog contest coming really really soon...

Inglourious Basterds

2009-08-23T12:04:00.004-04:00

Here is a movie I didn't want to see but all the critics aggreed that it's a must-see and the performances are outstanding. My friend Amusing Bunni is guest posting here and is generously given us her awesome review. Check it out. It's worth it, professional and well written.

All my Love

2009-08-21T09:07:00.002-04:00

My love for you is not based on whether or not you've been completely true and transparent. It's not based on your financial or educational situation. It's not based on your physical health or your mental health. All those things change over time.

My love for you is based on what is in your heart. My love responds to the expressions of your spirit.

It is my hope that we base our relationship on unconditional love. Unconditional love does not change. You don't have to be or do any thing to make me happy. You do not have to pretend or wear a mask with me. You don't have to find the right words to tell me some thing. You must only be you! I look forward to learning about you. I look forward to watching our love grow.

There are always going to be many difficulties in life. Our vow is that we are willing to go through these together!

All my love

Judgement Day

2009-08-21T09:05:00.003-04:00

Art of the day

2009-08-21T09:02:00.002-04:00

Sand .... in surf by Cybeel

Friendship Graph

2009-08-19T11:08:00.003-04:00

Awards

2009-08-19T10:21:00.006-04:00

I just want to give shout outs to few of my girls who have given me few blog awards. Unfortunately I've received those awards before.

It's Gonna Take More Than a Hamburger To Make Me Happy gave me The Kreativ Award
Princess Minia gave me The Kreativ Award too
Crabby Abby gave me the Honest Scrap Award

I love you girls :)
Click on the awards to read the related posts.

Manual Instructions for Babies

2009-08-19T10:07:00.002-04:00

Please can someone come up with one!

Awesome Napkins

2009-08-17T10:18:00.002-04:00

Perfect gift idea for less than 6$

Epic Look-alike Fail

2009-08-17T10:17:00.002-04:00

My new motto

2009-08-15T15:08:00.001-04:00

The dance move that will not get you laid

2009-08-15T10:57:00.002-04:00

Quotes of the day: Teamwork

2009-08-15T10:51:00.003-04:00

“Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.”
by Ryunosuke Satoro

“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.”
by Henry Ford

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.”
by Michael Jordan

No Hooking

2009-08-15T10:50:00.002-04:00

Sorry baby

2009-08-14T11:56:00.003-04:00

From vinoth

I'm craving

2009-08-14T11:48:00.004-04:00

Yes like a pregnant woman, I need this yummyness. It has been more than a year since I last ate french pastry. There isn't ANY french bakery around here (this city is sad!). Hopefully I'll find one veryyy soon.

I made my twitter as a chocolate theme LOL

I'll take your Mastercard

2009-08-13T10:40:00.003-04:00

Venise Lovers

2009-08-13T10:33:00.005-04:00

UroClub Original Commercial

2009-08-13T10:23:00.001-04:00

Saw this on tv yesterday night. CRAZY!!!!

Do you like Pasta?

2009-08-12T13:21:00.001-04:00

Art of the day

2009-08-12T13:20:00.004-04:00

by Simon Schulz

Angry!

2009-08-12T13:15:00.001-04:00

And she hasn't seen the portrait yet.

Quickies: True stories

2009-08-11T12:11:00.000-04:00

I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
---

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I Realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to Forgive me.
---

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

The cure for deaf people??

2009-08-11T12:04:00.002-04:00

Why am I lazy (the response)

2009-08-11T11:42:00.003-04:00

My friend LLnL left me a comment yesterday on my post Why am I lazy?. It's the post where I was trying to prove that I'm really lazy. Here is what she have to say about it. I thought that you'll like her comment. I lmao!
## what I said
## what she said

## I only worked 6hours a day instead of the regular 8hours. OOh and at work, I'm always on my desk cracking jokes with everybody.
## If you've worked overtime in the past then a 6 hour work day is breaking even.

## I stoped dating, it's a lot of planning, going-out, stress etc... that's too much work for my lazy ass.
## Lazy men think they can get laid by taking a girl to putt putt and pizza place.

## I once stayed more than 36 hours without eating. Why? I was too lazy to cook something. I only drank water.
## Lazy people will open a can or a box and eat with there fingers because they believe that missing a meal will kill them.

## My favorite activity is to sit or to sleep.
## Lazy people stay up all night with mind numbing activities, like paid programming, because they are not looking forward to having to make the long trek to their bedroom.
## If you don't sleep enough you will become lazy. Someone who using a lot of energy through the day will have a easier time sleeping at night (oh no I think I just put myself on the lazy list)

## Now I enjoy movie theaters a LOT. You sit down on your comfy chair with your Diet coke and watched 2 movies :). You laugh and have fun without doing almost anything.
## Lazy people who have a diet pop with a super sized combo meal. Never as good as the regular soda but it is a trade off for exercise and proper nutrition.

I know I've joked in the past about you being LZ but you have still not made me a believer. Nice try, but we love you just the way you are.

Men vs Women: Poem

2009-08-10T10:50:00.002-04:00

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Quattro

2009-08-10T10:41:00.002-04:00

There is nothing better than to kick off your week with a playlist that will boost your mind. All these songs are from a band with 4 artists. I just selected few of them, notable absents are The Beatles and Nickelback.

Cookie of the day

2009-08-10T10:38:00.003-04:00

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

8 things

2009-08-09T11:04:00.004-04:00

Since you liked all the posts about me these past week-ends, here are few things I can't live without :)

1 thing I can't live without
My Ipod touch,

1 meal I can't live without
Pasta, my favorite are Farfale and Lasagna

1 cloth I can't live without
My black "rock&roll" jacket. I feel so hot when I wear it.

1 drink I can't live without.
Without no hesitation, coffee

1 website I can't live without.
wikipedia

1 situation that annoys me
Waiting for a stupid person (looking for his money) at the cashier. Can't you have your money or your pocket ready before meeting the cashier? Or while the casher was ringing up your purchases, why didn't you get your dirty money ready?

1 thing I really hate
When somebody wakes me up.

1 stupid thing I did lately
Talking about religion while I was on date this Friday. Yes, I stopped being lazy for few hours and went on a date.

Smart kiddo

2009-08-09T11:03:00.001-04:00

GI Joe

2009-08-09T10:49:00.003-04:00

This week-end was the premiere of the very anticipated movie GI Joe. And guess what? It was disappointing. It was a really average movie. For a GI Joe movie, it should have more excitment, more intensity and of course better jokes. Seriously I could have written better jokes for them. And the love story (every action-hero movie has one) was so annoying and stupid.
Well, if you have nothing better to do, you can watch but I'd recommend you to wait for the dvd or to download it. I'm making it sound like the worst movie but it wasn't that bad but the actors suck. Maybe GI Joe #2 will be better. 6/10

Quickies

2009-08-08T11:39:00.001-04:00

What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!

What do you get when you mix Laxative and Viagra?
TOTAL CONFUSION
You don't know if you're cumming or going....

I want this

2009-08-08T11:38:00.002-04:00

Dear fellow blogger

2009-08-07T09:48:00.002-04:00

Where's the party at?

Dumb or Hungry?

2009-08-07T09:39:00.003-04:00

A woman calls 911 because McDonalds didn't have Mcnuggets

Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, called police to complain that a cashier would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." She was arrested and the Police pressed charges for misusing the 911 system.
Source: oddee.com

Art of the day

2009-08-07T09:37:00.000-04:00

by Samuel Blanc

Who is more Pregnant?

2009-08-06T14:44:00.001-04:00

Baby E.T.

2009-08-06T14:37:00.002-04:00

The soundtrack of our lifes

2009-08-05T09:37:00.004-04:00

I made a playlist with the songs that captured the differents periodes of my life...yet. Personally, I saw a progression with the 3R (Rap/RnB/Rock) and between happiness and sadness. Unfortunately, it's a boring playlist for anyone else.

So I want you to leave me a comment and tell us what song defines your life so far, that song that would be the first single of life's soundtrack.

I don't want to go to the Toilet!

2009-08-05T09:33:00.005-04:00

How to handle Frustation

2009-08-05T09:17:00.003-04:00

If I had to give you only one advice, it would be to always express your emotions whether they are happy or sad.
How to express those emotions? Well, everyone has his/hers own way to do it:
1. Arts: drawing, painting, music, sculpture...
2. Talking to somebody you TRUST
3. Listen to your favorite songs
4. Watch a rotfltromao movie like the Hangover or Borat
5. Writing

I prefer writing because that piece of paper can be your best friend, no lies, no taboos, no judgements, no trahisons etc...

Creepy Creepy Creepy

2009-08-04T09:52:00.002-04:00

He just made flowers unromantic.

Crazy facts about Americans

2009-08-04T09:47:00.002-04:00

±± 15% of Americans secretly lick their toes.

±± 7% of Americans admit not to shower everyday.

±± 4% of Americans are in jail or on probabtion or on parole.

±± Every 45 secondes, a house catches fire in the America.

±± 50% of Americans are on a diet on any given day.

±± 97% of money paper in America contains a small trace of cocaine.

Baby Car

2009-08-04T09:39:00.001-04:00

Happy Friendship Day ♥

2009-08-02T11:03:00.004-04:00

Thanks for Everything :)

Made in USA

2009-08-02T10:55:00.001-04:00

A must-see! I'm begging you...

Why am I LAZY

2009-08-01T10:49:00.003-04:00

Since almost a year now, I decided to be lazier. I was tired of running all the time, the thing is I was somehow really disappointed about a lot of things, so I put myself on hold, now here I am, self-proclamed Lazyking. And many of you think that I'm not lazy enough to deserve that title.

## I only worked 6hours a day instead of the regular 8hours. OOh and at work, I'm always on my desk cracking jokes with everybody.

## I stoped dating, it's a lot of planning, going-out, stress etc... that's too much work for my lazy ass.

## I once stayed more than 36 hours without eating. Why? I was too lazy to cook something. I only drank water.

## My favorite activity is to sit or to sleep.

## Now I enjoy movie theaters a LOT. You sit down on your comfy chair with your Diet coke and watched 2 movies :). You laugh and have fun without doing almost anything.

Next week, I'll post the things that I gained/lost while being lazy. HA!

Funny People

2009-08-01T10:29:00.002-04:00

Funny People, the new movie this week-end, wasn't like how I imagined it. I thought it was going to be a long serie of gags, pranks and jokes but it was more like a lesson in friendship, acceptation, forgiveness etc... mixed with adult-humor. Some of the jokes were really funny and some of them not so much.
But overall, I had a great time and Adam Sandler (one of my favorite actor) did deliver another awesome movie, not to mention that Seth Rogen (Knocked up, Pineapple Express) is still on the train that will make him one of Hollywood funniest man.
I think if you have some free time this week, you should definitely go see it. 8.5/10

Hot Doll

2009-07-31T11:18:00.004-04:00

Sex toys for Dogs. I saw this on Chealsea Lately.
Who came up with that??

Art of the day

2009-07-31T09:34:00.001-04:00

Imperfection by Lissa for Memory of Rain

Toothless Smile

2009-07-31T09:28:00.003-04:00

I need one of these sunglasses.

I won!

2009-07-31T09:11:00.003-04:00

Yep, you read it right, I won. As I tweeted it 2 days ago, I won a blog contest. The price is a special DVD for the classic Roman Holiday by Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn, two big inspirations for nowadays actors. Thank you Lissa for this great price. I'll post a movie review in the next few days.
Also, I'm finalizing the last details for my own second blog contest. It will be out of control and all the blogosphere will be talking about it. Stay tune.

PS: You should definitely visit Lissa blogs. She is amazing, her photographs and drawings are stunning!

Update: I just found out that I won AGAIN. This time a Micheal Jackson book from True Crime Book Review. Thanks.

Dog vs Cat

2009-07-29T11:35:00.002-04:00

The nude chair

2009-07-29T11:29:00.000-04:00

LMAO

Something worse

2009-07-29T11:24:00.003-04:00

What is worse than bad sex?
--> Bad food

What is worse than a liar?
--> A bad liar

What is worse than a shiteous life?
--> Being unable to do anything about it

Bottom line is, in life, Be grateful and Never give up because it could have been worse :)

Bar Sign

2009-07-29T11:23:00.002-04:00

Only in Japan

2009-07-28T11:09:00.003-04:00

Japan, Japan, Japan, I thought I posted all the odd things you have to offer but it looks like you have more to offer...

Related Posts:
Only in Japan III (from this post, you'll be be able to navigate back to the previous Japan posts)

Jordin Sparks: Battlefield

2009-07-28T10:49:00.004-04:00

"You better go get your armor." And I think that you should because Jordin Sparks sophomore album is a bomb and she is ready to conquer all the radios stations.
I thought this cd was only going to have 2 or 3 hits and 10 others garbage songs. But I was pleasantly surprised and this album is a mix of Dance/Pop/R&B sweetness (I have the feeling that I'll listen less Rock music these days) and Jordin really worked her voice on this one. Although all the tracks are very enjoyable and very decent, it's not new; I mean it's Pop music, we heard it before but I don't care about that. LOL. I'm falling in love with this lady... and this album deserves a solid 8/10.

PS: I didn't watch her on American Idol so the fact that I like this album is not bias.

Baby Blogger

2009-07-28T10:48:00.002-04:00

WOW

2009-07-28T02:59:00.003-04:00

OMG, I'm so happy and super flattered to receive this personalized award from Aswani's Future Perfect blog. Thank you so much. This means a lot. You are a very interesting blogger as well and you already know that I always enjoy your posts. No kidding, you just made my week!!

Art of the day

2009-07-27T12:10:00.003-04:00

by Hard Rain

Worst Nightmare Ever

2009-07-27T12:07:00.002-04:00

[this is ewww]

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of ways to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, & found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers & go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm & moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.

Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on & he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, You'll wake your mother"

Weeds

2009-07-27T11:48:00.002-04:00

Weeds, I have 3 words for you: Best summer serie. I discovered this tv-show back in 07 and I loved it. It's hi-la-rious, clever, sexual and well acted. It has alreeady won several awards.
--Uncle Andy must be the coolest uncle on tv.
-- Celia, the craziest neighbor of your nightmares
--Nancy Botwin (lead character and probably one of the top 3 the best actor on tv) is the hottest troublemaker in the entire world. LOL
Bottom line is, you should go watch this tv-show. It's amazing. And I'm sure many of you already know it. After all everyone loves weeds (heheee).

Can you relate?

2009-07-26T11:14:00.002-04:00

Hungry Baby

2009-07-26T11:12:00.002-04:00

Knowing me

2009-07-25T15:35:00.003-04:00

Today, I'm answering to Scarlett questions for another rambling week-end. Enjoy and feel free to answer them too.

- Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
Yes, always.

- Do you like to sing in the shower?
I don't because everyday I'm in rush and late to catch the crazy bus.

-Whats your favorite colour?
Brown/Beige/Chocolate

- Do you like baths or showers?
showers

- Do you blow dry your hair? or just let it dry on its own, or towel dry?
my towel does the job

- At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?
Does looking at hot chicks count??

- Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?
Eat them otherwise why did you go to the river at the first place. Fresh fish!!!

- Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
Wet is sexy

- Pen or pencil?
Pencil

- Have you thrown up in a car?
I'm a gentleman. HA!

- Date someone older?
Yes.. she was 10 days older than me. LOL

- One place you could travel right now?
Florida, I miss the beach

- Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope, I'm a big boy now (wink*)

- What was the last drink you drank?
a fruit punch named Heaven Blend (delicioso!)

- Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
hugs

- What is your favorite word?
kidding

- Are you a heavy or light sleeper?
Unf a light sleeper and i hate that! (just like you Scarlett!)

I love you

2009-07-25T10:56:00.002-04:00

Cookie of the day

2009-07-25T10:46:00.009-04:00

The cookie today is a song. Yep, a song! If Today was your last day by Nickelback. We need to learn these lyrics by heart and not to mention the instrumental is amazing. I rate this song 10/10. It's already on my most played songs on my ipod. Here are few of the lyrics

-- each day's a gift and not a given right

-- live each moment like your last

-- what's worth the price is always worth the fight

-- live your life like you're never living twice

-- you call those friends you've never seen

-- it's never too late to shoot for the stars regardless of who you are so do whatever it takes

-- you can't rewind a moment in this life

WHY WHY WHY??

2009-07-25T10:38:00.001-04:00

I saw this yesterday on tv and couldn't believe it.

What the Heck pic

2009-07-24T11:43:00.007-04:00

1- Man, did you get enough tan??
2- Who is the King??
3- The Indian Spiderman??
4- ??

My crazy bus

2009-07-23T11:49:00.001-04:00

I have to take the bus several times a week and I alwyas witness some crazy, weird and funny actions. Here are few of them. Remember this is a public bus!

1- A girl went to the middle of the bus and started dancing.

2- A man had a paper bags with him. He sat down and openned it. Inside there were a raw meat and a bottle of wine. Then he ate and drank everything. Raw meat!!!

3- A hooker took the bus and was probably arguing with her boss. She was talking very loudly and didn't care about us hearing her nasty conversation.

4- Two guys were hitting on the girl sitting in front of them. Later she stood up and slapped one of them.

5- One wheelchair guy came in with a big yellow poster that was saying "Stop abortion! If you don't want kids, stop having SEX"

6- Once the bus driver was announcing every stop by singing every street name like an opera.

Let's get together!

2009-07-23T11:30:00.002-04:00

Art of the day

2009-07-23T11:22:00.001-04:00

By Janna Pham

Energy playlist

2009-07-22T11:57:00.005-04:00

I was going to post a "Memorable Duets" playlist but Scarlett needs energy and motivation to stay in the gym. Enjoy these very rhytmic songs that I like to listen to boost myself. I think they are perfect to hit the treadmill or to run outside during this sunny summer.

Beat It by Michael Jackson

Mr. Brightside by The Killers

That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings

Viva La Vida (techno mix) by Thin White Duke

Stronger by Kanye West

Shake It by Metro Station

I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas

The old ladies

2009-07-22T11:57:00.001-04:00

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

We can't drive.'

Then why did you buy it?'

'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.

Fun ideas for your dates

2009-07-22T11:35:00.003-04:00

Call me old school but I usually take my dates to the restaurants for the first 2 or 3 dates, so we can get to know each other. But after that, I'll try crazy and weird activities. Here are few dates ideas (submitted by a reader Andy) that I approved and highly recommend you to try them just for fun :)

1. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming “wocka wocka wocka.”

2. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.

3. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.

4. Dress to the nines, pretend to be married, and test drive very expensive vehicles at an auto dealership.

5. Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you have both secretly wanted to do forever. Have an unabashed good time!

6. Drive somewhere unknown and have dinner in a city you’ve never been to. With fake names.

7. Go around the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations inside on random things

8. Walk around a city and perform short silent plays in front of security cameras

9. Go to a restraunt and convince the cook to create something completely new for you.

10. Rent a movie you’ve never seen before. Set on mute and improvise dialogue.

Sex facts

2009-07-21T11:35:00.001-04:00

## The record number of male (human) orgasms in an hour is 16.

## Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

## For every "normal" web page, there are five porn pages.

## The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."

## Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

## Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

## The penalty for mazturbating in Indonesia is decapitation.

## 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

## In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom. (to my indian readers, is this true?)

Baby Flower

2009-07-21T11:33:00.001-04:00

Art of the day

2009-07-21T11:31:00.001-04:00

by Murray Wagner

How to make your bf breaks up with you.

2009-07-20T12:46:00.002-04:00

I know you've been waiting for this since last week "How to make your gf breaks up with you".
Ladies, if you too don't have the "balls" to do the nasty break up, here are few tricks for you.

10- Ask for more commitment like being engaged, talk about kids
09- End your sentences by "Because I worth it" and don't forget to smile and to turn your head (watch a Loreal ad)
08- No sex only foreplays, flowers and chocolate
07- Be obssessed with the JOnas Brothers (regardless your age)
06- Take him to your weekly 4 hours shoes-shopping. Ask him to return the shoes the very next day.
05- Don't shave
04- Fake a pregnancy. If he wants to stay and keep the child then fake an abortion
03- Complain, complain, complain again.. and more whining
02- Stalk him, call every hour and text as much as your fingers can. Leave stupid and non-sense messages
01- Tell him you have a crush on his Dad

This time you won't have to move to another continent because these tips will work 100% guaranteed.

Best place on Earth

2009-07-20T12:25:00.002-04:00

Happiness

2009-07-20T12:12:00.002-04:00

Extremely CREATIVE and amazing video. It was entirely made with chalk on the floor. This is art

Youtube removed the video, here is a link (Babelgum) to watch it in HD

Cookie of the day

2009-07-19T11:01:00.000-04:00

Sunday Smiles

2009-07-19T11:00:00.003-04:00