Why am I LAZY

Since almost a year now, I decided to be lazier. I was tired of running all the time, the thing is I was somehow really disappointed about a lot of things, so I put myself on hold, now here I am, self-proclamed Lazyking. And many of you think that I'm not lazy enough to deserve that title.

## I only worked 6hours a day instead of the regular 8hours. OOh and at work, I'm always on my desk cracking jokes with everybody.

## I stoped dating, it's a lot of planning, going-out, stress etc... that's too much work for my lazy ass.

## I once stayed more than 36 hours without eating. Why? I was too lazy to cook something. I only drank water.

## My favorite activity is to sit or to sleep.

## Now I enjoy movie theaters a LOT. You sit down on your comfy chair with your Diet coke and watched 2 movies :). You laugh and have fun without doing almost anything.

Next week, I'll post the things that I gained/lost while being lazy. HA!

Funny People

Funny People, the new movie this week-end, wasn't like how I imagined it. I thought it was going to be a long serie of gags, pranks and jokes but it was more like a lesson in friendship, acceptation, forgiveness etc... mixed with adult-humor. Some of the jokes were really funny and some of them not so much.
But overall, I had a great time and Adam Sandler (one of my favorite actor) did deliver another awesome movie, not to mention that Seth Rogen (Knocked up, Pineapple Express) is still on the train that will make him one of Hollywood funniest man.
I think if you have some free time this week, you should definitely go see it. 8.5/10

Hot Doll

Sex toys for Dogs. I saw this on Chealsea Lately.
Who came up with that??

Art of the day

Imperfection by Lissa for Memory of Rain

Toothless Smile

I need one of these sunglasses.

I won!

Yep, you read it right, I won. As I tweeted it 2 days ago, I won a blog contest. The price is a special DVD for the classic Roman Holiday by Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn, two big inspirations for nowadays actors. Thank you Lissa for this great price. I'll post a movie review in the next few days.
Also, I'm finalizing the last details for my own second blog contest. It will be out of control and all the blogosphere will be talking about it. Stay tune.

PS: You should definitely visit Lissa blogs. She is amazing, her photographs and drawings are stunning!

Update: I just found out that I won AGAIN. This time a Micheal Jackson book from True Crime Book Review. Thanks.

Dog vs Cat

The nude chair

LMAO

Something worse

What is worse than bad sex?
--> Bad food

What is worse than a liar?
--> A bad liar

What is worse than a shiteous life?
--> Being unable to do anything about it

Bottom line is, in life, Be grateful and Never give up because it could have been worse :)

Bar Sign

Only in Japan

Japan, Japan, Japan, I thought I posted all the odd things you have to offer but it looks like you have more to offer...




Related Posts:
Only in Japan III (from this post, you'll be be able to navigate back to the previous Japan posts)

Jordin Sparks: Battlefield

"You better go get your armor." And I think that you should because Jordin Sparks sophomore album is a bomb and she is ready to conquer all the radios stations.
I thought this cd was only going to have 2 or 3 hits and 10 others garbage songs. But I was pleasantly surprised and this album is a mix of Dance/Pop/R&B sweetness (I have the feeling that I'll listen less Rock music these days) and Jordin really worked her voice on this one. Although all the tracks are very enjoyable and very decent, it's not new; I mean it's Pop music, we heard it before but I don't care about that. LOL. I'm falling in love with this lady... and this album deserves a solid 8/10.

PS: I didn't watch her on American Idol so the fact that I like this album is not bias.

Baby Blogger

WOW

OMG, I'm so happy and super flattered to receive this personalized award from Aswani's Future Perfect blog. Thank you so much. This means a lot. You are a very interesting blogger as well and you already know that I always enjoy your posts. No kidding, you just made my week!!

Art of the day

by Hard Rain

Worst Nightmare Ever

[this is ewww]

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of ways to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, & found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers & go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm & moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.

Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on & he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, You'll wake your mother"

Weeds

Weeds, I have 3 words for you: Best summer serie. I discovered this tv-show back in 07 and I loved it. It's hi-la-rious, clever, sexual and well acted. It has alreeady won several awards.
--Uncle Andy must be the coolest uncle on tv.
-- Celia, the craziest neighbor of your nightmares
--Nancy Botwin (lead character and probably one of the top 3 the best actor on tv) is the hottest troublemaker in the entire world. LOL
Bottom line is, you should go watch this tv-show. It's amazing. And I'm sure many of you already know it. After all everyone loves weeds (heheee).

Can you relate?

Hungry Baby