Quickies

What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!


What do you get when you mix Laxative and Viagra?
TOTAL CONFUSION
You don't know if you're cumming or going....

I want this

Dear fellow blogger

Where's the party at?

Dumb or Hungry?

A woman calls 911 because McDonalds didn't have Mcnuggets

Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, called police to complain that a cashier would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." She was arrested and the Police pressed charges for misusing the 911 system.
Source: oddee.com

Art of the day

by Samuel Blanc

Who is more Pregnant?

Baby E.T.

The soundtrack of our lifes

I made a playlist with the songs that captured the differents periodes of my life...yet. Personally, I saw a progression with the 3R (Rap/RnB/Rock) and between happiness and sadness. Unfortunately, it's a boring playlist for anyone else.

So I want you to leave me a comment and tell us what song defines your life so far, that song that would be the first single of life's soundtrack.

I don't want to go to the Toilet!

How to handle Frustation

If I had to give you only one advice, it would be to always express your emotions whether they are happy or sad.
How to express those emotions? Well, everyone has his/hers own way to do it:
1. Arts: drawing, painting, music, sculpture...
2. Talking to somebody you TRUST
3. Listen to your favorite songs
4. Watch a rotfltromao movie like the Hangover or Borat
5. Writing

I prefer writing because that piece of paper can be your best friend, no lies, no taboos, no judgements, no trahisons etc...

Creepy Creepy Creepy

He just made flowers unromantic.

Crazy facts about Americans

±± 15% of Americans secretly lick their toes.

±± 7% of Americans admit not to shower everyday.

±± 4% of Americans are in jail or on probabtion or on parole.

±± Every 45 secondes, a house catches fire in the America.

±± 50% of Americans are on a diet on any given day.

±± 97% of money paper in America contains a small trace of cocaine.

Baby Car

Happy Friendship Day ♥

Thanks for Everything :)

Made in USA

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