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New direction


Hello my dear reader.
I know that I've been MIA but it was all worth it. I'm in a great zone and I don't want to leave it. However you already know that I looooove blogging and it has become a passion and an escape. I wish I could be more investigated about it but I can't. I also want to keep blogging for at least a year (see countdown on the sidebar) and I have plenty of ideas for my blog so I'll stay around the blogosphere. And you already know that "once you go blogger, you'll never go back".
The first thing I need to do is to change the name of the blog. I don't personally think that it is unboring you daily with new contents (but there are almost 800 posts published). This new direction will probably focus on this crazy world and the crazy people living on it and of course my crazy rambles.
Finally I assure you that I'll keep diversifying the posts and will amusing you.
Cheers and Happy Halloween.

After reading amazing reviews about Paranormal Activity, I knew that I had to watch it. This mockumentary follows a young couple who are tracking a ghost in their house.
Horror movies were my favorites since I was a kid (I'm serious, I could stay up to 4am watching them and not being scared). These past years I stopped watching them because I thought that they were lame and not frightening at all. But Paranormal Activity scared the shit out of me. It's terrifying, creepy, freaky etc... The best part of this movie (worst part of my nightmares) is that everything seems so real. When I left the movie theater, I sat down on a bench to breathe deeply. I also ended up buying a cappucino to calm myself and have some sort of energy.
During the movie I was very empathetic to the girl because I believe in ghosts and actually saw them twice in my life.

According to Wiki, the director only spent 15000$ to make it and since October this masterpiece has made nearly 40 millions.If you want to be scared this Halloween, please forget the bloddy Saw and go watch this.

Have you seen it yet? Do you believe in ghosts? What are your plans for Halloween?
Because of your absense...
...I'm incomplete
...I'm insecure
...I'm scared
...I'm vulnerable
...I'm sad
...I'm lonely
...I'm crying

For you...
...I'll be a better man
...I'll share everything I have
...I'll care about everything
...I'll accept your flaws
...I'll enjoy what you have
...I'll tell you that I love you and will mean it everytime
...I'll smile and laugh

Lazyking

Finally...

I hate blonde jokes but this one got me LMAO non-stop. Enjoy!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.Justify Full
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'



She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

I know this post will cheer up my indian followers. Last night, I went to an indian restaurant called Amol. It was very interesting. My friend absolutely loves indian food and went to pretty much all the indian restaurants in town. I once went to an indian buffet when I was in Montreal and I was shy trying out the foods. Yesterday was a completely different story.


As appetizer, we got a "mixed plate". It was mixed with several indian delicousness such as an indian fried chicken, fried mashed potato with sweet peas, mixed vegetables (also fried). This appetizer was served with 3 different sauces, a very spicy red onions sauce; a medium spicy green sauce and a not spicy black sauce. I loved the colors and the presentation. But I forgot to ask about the ingredients and the names. Sorry!


For the entrees, we had rice with 2 different sauces: Jalfredi sauce and Hariyali sauce. Jalfredi sauce is made with creamy tomato sauce, vegetables, basil and chicken. It was excellent. The Hariyali sauce is made with spinach, curry, spices, chicken. It was also delicious and I think I like that one better. Why? Because the Jalfredi sauce is very similar to an african meal (from Senegal) named "thiou" but the african meal is much better than the Jalfredi. But I liked the fact that these big and different cultures have some cooking similarities. I really enjoyed that lesson.

After this festin, there was no room left for dessert, so we ordered a Mango Lassi drink. I believe that the Lassi is an indian smoothie. It's made with yogurt and mango and some secret indian ingredients. LOL. It was very yummy and had a sour taste.


The best part is we didn't break the bank. The final bill was 39.01$ but since it's the reaturant 9th birthday, every table had a 9$ off so we ended up paying 30.01$ but we had too much fun and the servers were nice and friendly so gave them a lot of tips :)


Tell me about your fun culinary experiences or please recommend me some non-american foods.

Have you ever been in a date and suddenly you just want to ruin it?
Have you ever been in a very uncomfortable date but you don't know how to end it?
Forget faking an emergency on your phone, that's so 2000 and late! Here are the good stuffs:



++ Talk about religion

++ Pour drink/food on yourself like a baby

++ Fart loudly!

++ Tell her/him that you thought she/he was going to pay the bill

++ Make bad comments on her/his weight
This playlist contains the songs that I love right now, these last few weeks I've been listening to these songs a lot. I just love them and they all make sense to me. Some of them are popular, some aren't; some of them are new, some aren't.
In few weeks, I'll probably will be listening to a completely different playlist. Enjoy and tell me what song do you listen several times a day.

## Stay by Safetysuit
## Break Even by The Script
## Rainy Day by Coldplay
## Disappear by Beyonce
## Never Say Never by The Fray
## Let Me Love You by Mario
## Meet Me Halfway by Black Eyed Peas
## Mad World By Gary Jules


I've been living in Cincinnati for exactly a year now. I never really liked this city. I left Montreal and came here so it was a huge difference of lifestyles. But these past few weeks I'm discovering all the hidden treasures Cincinnati has to offer. Here are few of the most memorable attractions:


_- Mt Adams, it's a small and antique city that has one of the most amazing view to the downtown. The architecture of the houses, restaurants etc.. are unique and breathtaking. Mt Adams also has a 18th century monastere and it's quite amazing too.

_- The Ohio River, it's the natural limitation between Kentucky and Ohio. It has a beautiful park and an amazing sunset view. One of the most romantic place in Cincinnati.

_- WEBN Fireworks, the longest and biggest fireworks event I've ever seen in my life. Some people wait 12 hours on the park just to see it.

_- Cincinnati Bengals, even though I'm not a big fan of American Football, I root for my city because of their crazy and over the top fans. And I've also seen my first NFL game at the Bengals stadium.

_- Kings Island, this is the main attraction in Cincinnati. Kings Island's rides are in the top 10 most extreme rides in the US. It's just awesome!

_- Great restaurants, affordable and beautiful decor.Without alcohol, you can enjoy a great entree, a soft drink and a delicious meal for 20$ per person.



I'm baaaaaack

Well, not completely!
First of all, thank you so much for missing me and for all your lovely e-mails. Don't worry anymore, I feel really good and my life ''offline'' has never been this awesome. I'm having a lot of fun.
The main reason I'm not updating this blog is because of my broken computer. And since I'm very lazy, I'm not working any extra hours to make more $ and get a new one. But I'll do something about it and this blog will be fully operational like before. From now, I'll post few updates every now and then even though I've lost a lot of my posts :(
I can not leave my bloggers friends, you bring balance in my life and I love blogging :)
Thoughrout this week, I'll be visiting/commenting/sharing all your latest posts.
Cheers
Lazyking
Submitted by Jermaine

A notable gynecologist once said:
"The best engine in the world is the Vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental..!"

Paper Memory by Lissa

Baby Ipod

300


I'm not talking about the movie but about YOU. Yes you. I'm hitting my 300 bloggers followers or can I say bloggers friends. This could have never been possible without your support.
When I started blogging and learned about followers I thought that making 100 followers for my first year would be great and very successful but 300 followers in only 8 months, that's completely insane. The best part is they are all visiting my blog everyday (some of you just don't like commenting but with Google Analytics, I can see that you stopped by) So I'm really grateful.

Also I'll be lauching my website Lazyly.com (I'm still working on the design) and I just need few days to be really happy with it and post its first original article (which is ready since last week).

And the blogpost All my Love wasn't written by me but for me. So I have 3 different reasons to celebrate. Stay tuned for my next blog contest coming really really soon...

Here is a movie I didn't want to see but all the critics aggreed that it's a must-see and the performances are outstanding. My friend Amusing Bunni is guest posting here and is generously given us her awesome review. Check it out. It's worth it, professional and well written.

All my Love


My love for you is not based on whether or not you've been completely true and transparent. It's not based on your financial or educational situation. It's not based on your physical health or your mental health. All those things change over time.

My love for you is based on what is in your heart. My love responds to the expressions of your spirit.

It is my hope that we base our relationship on unconditional love. Unconditional love does not change. You don't have to be or do any thing to make me happy. You do not have to pretend or wear a mask with me. You don't have to find the right words to tell me some thing. You must only be you! I look forward to learning about you. I look forward to watching our love grow.

There are always going to be many difficulties in life. Our vow is that we are willing to go through these together!

All my love