Life is uncertain, eat dessert FIRST
Something bad and unbearable came up
Under pressure without a warning sign
I couldn't take any more pains, I
Couldn't look at myself in the mirror
I didn't recognize the man standing on the other side
Deep inside, I wasn't scared or surprised
Everything fell down and my soul was darker than ever
by Lazyking
Under pressure without a warning sign
I couldn't take any more pains, I
Couldn't look at myself in the mirror
I didn't recognize the man standing on the other side
Deep inside, I wasn't scared or surprised
Everything fell down and my soul was darker than ever
by Lazyking
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"
Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"
The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."
He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"
Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"
The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."
They start so early...
I'm honored to receive this award from my really good blogger friend Aswani from Future Perfect. Now I feel that I'm very welcomed in the blogosphere after only 6 months. Thank you everyone for showing your love and support. I love you too.
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Yesterday was a rainy day in here. So I went to the theathers and watched 2 movies (of course I only paid for one and sneaked in for the second one).
Public Enemies, wow, great movie! Can easily become a classic in your dvd collection. Johnny Depp was amazing. He is probably one of the best actor of all time. The scenario, the actors, the decor, the production.. everything was well done. Not to mention Christian Bale was his opponent.
Bruno, what can I say?? LMAO, very inappropriate, very gay, very naked, very crazy, very funny, very silly etc... But the movie was really short 1h25 min because they deleted many scenes, some of the scenes that were in the trailer didn't even make it to the final cut. Blame it on the gay associations.
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