What would you choose?

Here is a new game I took from the Ipod Touch. You MUST choose between the 2 differents options. Tell us what you would choose in the comments.

A.
1- Live without music
2- Live without computer

B.
1- Be forced to eat your best friend
2- Be eaten by your best friend

C.
1- Have a one night stand with a hairy girl/hairy guy
2- Have a one night stand with a girl/guy who didn't shower for 1 week

D.
1- Be covered in liquid marshmallows
2- Be covered in string cheese

E.
1- Make out in front of your grand=parents
2- Have your grand-parents make out in front of you

F.
1- Die by drowning
2- Die by suffocating

G.
1- Feed your kids by regurgitation
2- Lick your kids to bathe them

My picks:
A-2; B-1; C-2; D-1; E-1; F-2; G-1

The world biggest underwear

The Biggest bra in the world

The most romantic line...yet

My love interest

PS: If you didn't get this joke, you might want to see the Dark Knight and Brokeback Mountain

How to Stay Young

#1 Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

#2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

#3 Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

#4 Enjoy the simple things.

#5 Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

#6 The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

#7 Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, friends, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

#8 Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

#9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

#10 Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Thanks to George Carlin