Here are some dumb California laws....

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.