Tv-shows ratings

The 2008-2009 tv-show season is officially over :( and we'll have to wait until next September or or January to find the outcome of the shocking and unexpected finales.
I've pretty much watched all the episodes of the tv-show (I know I'm an addict) and here are my ratings:

++ 10/10
Fringe
Nip/Tuck
House of Payne

++ 9/10
Gossip Girl
Big Bang Theory
Prison Break
Grey's anatomy
Chuck

++ 8/10
How I met your Mother
Scrubs
Everybody hates Chris
Kings
Desperate Housewives
24

++ 7/10
Roomates
Private Practice

++ 6/10
Lost
2 and Half men

++ All the following tv-shows were bad, boring, ridiculous, repeatitive or tasteless that I stopped watching them around the middle-season. I rated them 3 or 4/10
Heros
My Name is Earl
Damages
Ugly Betty
The Mentalist
Castle

I probably forgot to list few shows and these ratings are only for this season not the tv-show in general.

What's your favorite tv-show?
What do you think about my ratings?

Unusual Clocks

ROTFLMAO

I feel sorry for the lady but this is ridiculously hilarious
Thanks Dima for the LOLs

Cookie of the day

Too late...

Motivation

TCB Thursday never fails to deliver great articles, life experiences you can relate to, health tips etc... Yesterday it featured few great tips to help us be and stay motivated.

1- Just Do It
Erase the word "try" from your vocab. Instead make a commit to work hard.

2- What's you motivation
Why do you want what you want; this will bring perseverance.

3- Count the cost
What sacrifices and what resources will you need to get what you want?

4- Support group
Create a environment for success: mentors, cheerleaders and inspiration.

5- Get a vision
Dreams can take your goals to infinity and beyond; shoot for the stars.

BBQ Rules

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert ..
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.


Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

Art of the day

We're back to our first love: sunsets

How To Shave Your Groin

It was only a matter of time before they filmed this.
But it's freaking HILARIOUS

Riding the Chair

You don't have to stop in the middle of the highway anymore....

Win a design T-shirt

Blogging is definitely my new passion and my new escape. Plus I have the chance to get such awesome readers who make me smile everyday. To show my gratitude and to say thank you for supporting me, I'm giving away a design T-shirt to one lucky reader.

How to enter the competition?
Just comment on this post. You can post up to 12 comments to multiple your chances to win.

How will you get your price?
My super cute 2 years old niece will choose a name or pseudo and the lucky winner will be annonced here and I will ship him his price for free.
If you don't like these designs, we'll choose a new one together.

Who can participate?
EVERYONE, just leave me a comment here and if you are commenting anonymously, don't forget to choose a pseudo or nickname. Once again you can enter up to 12 comments.

For how long??
This contest will last 12 days, so more readers will be able to enter this very easy contest.

Good luck

Girls dream car

I know you are jealous...

What annoys your dog?

It's your dog speaking

1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2 Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7 Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9 Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

Thanks to Matt

New cool ways of blogging

Related Posts:
-- My new way to blog
-- Losing a bet
-- Scarlett's way of blogging (very funny)

Scary baby

Tag: Random questions

I was taggued by one of my favorite blogger JB from It's gonna take more than a hamburger to make me happy to answer these 50 random questions. This might sounds ridiculous but it kept me unbored for at least a cool 20 minutes.
Try it and tell me when you post your answers.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
At a local summer festival

2. Who are you in love with?
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
They used to be my lunch

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Nope but my carpet is Burgundy (a color I knew last week)

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Yesterday... I was with my sis and my feet are still hurting (Will never ever go to the mall with a girl again)

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
No, a foot-fetish here Hahaaa

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
No,I don't have one. I'm saving the planet

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Last month and I had a blast

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Yep I saw Angels & Demons. 8/10 because I read the book and my expectations were too high

10. Are you hot?
Hot like hell and very confident (e-mail me if you're interested)

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Lemonade

12. What are you wearing right now?
short and t-shirt

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I'm still saving the planet

14. Last food that you ate?
Tri-Athlete egg (eggs with veggies and mushrooms)

15. Where were you last week at this time?
At Walmart

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Yep and I wore one of them at the parking lot

17. When is the last time you ran?
Why running??

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
NBA playoffs

19. What is your favorite animal?
Worms

20. Your dream vacation?
Egypt

21. Last person's house you were in?
My cousin's house

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
My feet and arms were paralyzed for 15 minutes (no kidding here)

23. Have you been in love?
Yep but not a happy ending

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
yep, my little brother

25. Last play you saw?
What??

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Romantic songs

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Watching the finale of Prison Break or 24 and maybe answering to the e-mail you'll send me (Remember Q.10??)

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I prefer facebook and twitter

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Probably New-York but I'd prefer going to Chicago or Atlanta

30. Ever go to camp?
What??

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Yep, I had the had the highest grade for the last 3 years of school. Now I'm lazy and I don't like school anymore.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Nothing

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Nope, I'm naturally exquisitely scented

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Nope but I need to check my brain and my teeth

35. Where is your best friend?
I don't know!

36. How is your best friend?
heuuuu, don't know

37. Do you have a tan?
Don't need it, brown skin here :P

38. What are you listening to right now?
nothing

39. Do you collect anything?
Quarters!! I want a set with all the 51 US states
And Coldplay albums

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Myself

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
in 2006, my life is so boring!!

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yep,

43. What does your last text message say?
Welcome, welcome!

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Yep yep.. everything that brings fire

45. Last time you took a shower?
Alone or with somebody?

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Nope, I'm lazy not dirty

47. What is your heritage?
Senegal/Benin/Niger from my dad

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yep at least the best friend of 5 unlucky persons

49. Are you rich?
I don't know but I'm happy with what I have

50. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I don't remember, I told you I need to check what's going on with my brain.

Art of the day

Why do we get headaches

We are always complaining about headaches but we really don't know where they are from

• fever
• head injury
• hypoglycemia
• tumors
• dental conditions
• sinuses
• poor vision
• high and low blood flow
• Sun exposure

Happy Memorial Day

Serious thing: To all my american readers, I hope you're having a peaceful Memorial day and your prayers to ALL the soldiers.

Funny thing: To celebrate Memorial day, everyone was supposed to wear Blue-White and Red last friday at my work....... I was the only one who wore those colors. I felt ridiculous.

I'm a Kreativ Blogger

You might think that this is just another award for me and I'm not excited to receive it. Well, (say this like Amy Winehouse) NO, NO, NO, NO
I'm thrilled to receive the Kreativ Blogger Award from The Lady in purple (I highly recommend you to visit her). It's like this is my first award. I'm blogging as much as I can everyday and I'm always afraid to disappoint my readers. So when you think that my blog is cool and that I'm creative, it's like winning an Oscar or graduating again.

The rule for the Kreative blogger is to say 7 things that make me happy. To avoid repeating myself again, read this list I made few weeks ago (Thigs that make me happy/sad).

I also have to nominate 7 Kreativ Blogs.
And my nominees are (Drumrolls and stand ovation please!!)

-- Love, Life and Lust
-- Poursuit of something real
-- Homeboddy Blogger
-- Rafael's fight against a mechanical life
-- Donut Girl
-- Future Perfect
-- 365 days in photography
-- Scarlett Walk

These blogs are fantastic with a lot of originality and I'm sure you'll love few of them as much as I do.

Oh My God!

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"