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What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!

What do you get when you mix Laxative and Viagra?
You don't know if you're cumming or going....

I want this

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Dear fellow blogger

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Where's the party at?

Dumb or Hungry?

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A woman calls 911 because McDonalds didn't have Mcnuggets

Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, called police to complain that a cashier would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." She was arrested and the Police pressed charges for misusing the 911 system.
Source: oddee.com

Art of the day

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by Samuel Blanc

Who is more Pregnant?

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Baby E.T.

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The soundtrack of our lifes

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I made a playlist with the songs that captured the differents periodes of my life...yet. Personally, I saw a progression with the 3R (Rap/RnB/Rock) and between happiness and sadness. Unfortunately, it's a boring playlist for anyone else.

So I want you to leave me a comment and tell us what song defines your life so far, that song that would be the first single of life's soundtrack.

I don't want to go to the Toilet!

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If I had to give you only one advice, it would be to always express your emotions whether they are happy or sad.
How to express those emotions? Well, everyone has his/hers own way to do it:
1. Arts: drawing, painting, music, sculpture...
2. Talking to somebody you TRUST
3. Listen to your favorite songs
4. Watch a rotfltromao movie like the Hangover or Borat
5. Writing

I prefer writing because that piece of paper can be your best friend, no lies, no taboos, no judgements, no trahisons etc...

Creepy Creepy Creepy

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He just made flowers unromantic.
±± 15% of Americans secretly lick their toes.

±± 7% of Americans admit not to shower everyday.

±± 4% of Americans are in jail or on probabtion or on parole.

±± Every 45 secondes, a house catches fire in the America.

±± 50% of Americans are on a diet on any given day.

±± 97% of money paper in America contains a small trace of cocaine.

Baby Car

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Happy Friendship Day ♥

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Thanks for Everything :)

Made in USA

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A must-see! I'm begging you...