Extremely funny

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The Washington Post asked his readers to write a tw0-line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line.

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell'


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Choose your rose carefully

  • Red rose: passion
  • Pink rose: tender or sweetness
  • White rose: purity
  • Yellow rose: infidelity
  • Button rose: promises
  • Pompom rose: kindness
  • Blue rose: mystery
  • Green rose: fertility

Love is Light

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By Jerry

Romantic ideas

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IDEA # 1
On a special occasion, buy your partner eleven real red roses and one artificial red rose. Place the artificial rose in the center of the bouquet. Attach a card that says:
“I will love you until the last rose fades.”

IDEA # 2
Buy a stylish hand mirror and give it to your partner as a gift. Include a card in the box saying
“In this mirror you will see the image of
the most beautiful woman in the world.”

IDEA # 3
Buy a packet of glow in the dark stars and stick the stars on the roof above your bed to spell out a message such as "I Love You" When the lights go down, your message will be revealed!

IDEA # 4
Buy the domain name of your partner's name if it is available for example www.TanyaJohnston.com. Create a web page containing a romantic poem and a picture of a rose. When your partner is surfing the web, casually ask whether she has ever checked to see whether her domain name is taken. Let her type it in to discover her page.

For the singles

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Art of the day

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Love is everywhere.

The truth about love

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Sweet love quotes

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"Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life"
by Leo Buscaglia

"There is only one happines in life: to love and to be loved"
by George Sand

"When you are in love, you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams"
by Dr Seuss

Funny love quotes

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"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

"Love is like Maths, a simple idea but it can get complicated."

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."
by Samuel Jonhson

"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
by Agatha Christie

My love

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My Love isn't perfect but it's true.

The gifts

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Two simple gifts which I assure you will bring the smiles and the I love you.

~~For Him:
A fine Swiss watch. There are plenty of brands with the prices starting from 100$ to.......
Every time, he will look at his hand, he have the time and maybe he will never be late again. But most of all, he will see you every seconds of a minutes, every minutes of a hour and every hour of a day.

~~For Her:
A Victoria'S Secret ensemble because she will feel more feminine, desirable, hot and you will share all the fun ;)

The love movie

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This year best Valentine's day movie is........Slumdog Millionnaire. If you have seen it yet, it's really time to see it. If you have, you wouldn,t mind watching it again. Trust me, all the emotions will emerge again. Here are some critics:
"a breathless, exciting story, heartbreaking and exhilarating." Chicago Sun times

"a modern fairy tale," a "sensory blowout," and "one of the most upbeat stories about living in hell imaginable." The New York Post

"a goofy picaresque to rival Forrest Gump" IndieWire

Love songs

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We always need love songs to remind us how lucky or unlucky we are with Love, to make us dream about it, to refresh our feelings, to live the moment, to smile, to breathe...to fall in love again.
Here are ten of our bestest love songs.

  • Like you will never see me again by Alicia Keys
  • Dangerously in love by Beyonce
  • My heart will go on by Celine Dion
  • L'encre de tes yeux by Francis Cabrel
  • Yellow by Coldplay
  • I've never seen by Xavier Naidoo
  • Sexual Heeling by Marvin Gaye
  • Kiss from a Rose by Seal
  • I will always love you by Whitney Houston
  • Religious Love by R.kelly (I could do this list with only his love songs)
What's your favorite love song?

Friday the 13th superstition

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It started in 1986 with Gioachino Rossini. Rossini was surrounded to the last by admiring and affectionate friends; and if it be true that, like so many other Italians, he regarded Friday as an unlucky day, and thirteen as an unlucky number, it is remarkable that on Friday, the 13th of November, he died.

However, some folklore is passed on through oral traditions. In addition, "determining the origins of superstitions is an inexact science, at best. In fact, it's mostly guesswork." Consequently, several theories have been proposed about the origin of the Friday the 13th superstition.

One theory states that it is a modern amalgamation of two older superstitions: that thirteen is an unlucky number and that Friday is an unlucky day.

* In numerology, the number twelve is considered the number of completeness, as reflected in the twelve months of the year, twelve signs of the zodiac, twelve hours of the clock, twelve tribes of Israel, twelve Apostles of Jesus, twelve gods of Olympus, etc., whereas the number thirteen was considered irregular, transgressing this completeness. There is also a superstition, thought by some to derive from the Last Supper or a Norse myth, that having thirteen people seated at a table will result in the death of one of the diners.
* Friday has been considered an unlucky day at least since the 14th century's The Canterbury Tales, and many other professions have regarded Friday as an unlucky day to undertake journeys or begin new projects. Black Friday has been associated with stock market crashes and other disasters since the 1800s. It has also been suggested that Friday was the day that Jesus was crucified.

On the other hand, another theory by author Charles Panati, one of the leading authorities on the subject of "Origins" maintains that the superstition can be traced back to ancient myth:

The actual origin of the superstition, though, appears also to be a tale in Norse mythology. Friday is named for Frigga, the free-spirited goddess of love and fertility. When Norse and Germanic tribes converted to Christianity, Frigga was banished in shame to a mountaintop and labeled a witch. It was believed that every Friday, the spiteful goddess convened a meeting with eleven other witches, plus the devil - a gathering of thirteen - and plotted ill turns of fate for the coming week. For many centuries in Scandinavia, Friday was known as "Witches' Sabbath."

Another theory about the origin of the superstition traces the event to the arrest of the legendary Knights Templar. According to one expert:

The Knights Templar were a monastic military order founded in Jerusalem in 1118 C.E., whose mission was to protect Christian pilgrims during the Crusades. Over the next two centuries, the Knights Templar became extraordinarily powerful and wealthy. Threatened by that power and eager to acquire their wealth, King Philip secretly ordered the mass arrest of all the Knights Templar in France on Friday, October 13, 1307 - Friday the 13th.

The connection between the superstition and the Knights Templar was popularized in the 2003 novel The Da Vinci Code, however, some experts think that it is relatively recent and is a modern-day invention. For example, the superstition is rarely found before the 20th century, when it became extremely common. One author, noting that references are all but nonexistent before 1907 but frequently seen thereafter, has argued that its popularity derives from the publication that year of Thomas W. Lawson's popular novel Friday, the Thirteenth, in which an unscrupulous broker takes advantage of the superstition to create a Wall Street panic on a Friday the 13th.

Thanks to Wikipedia. I couldn't write a better explanation, lol.

Art of the day

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Vision of Kai

David After Dentist

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Hilarious and adorable kid. If you have already seen it, I'm sure you wouldn't mind to see it again. Otherwise, this is a must-see!

"Funny" eggs

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I looooove cheeeecakes...hmmm

3/4 cup sugar, divided
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened
1-1/2 tsp. vanilla, divided
1 cup flour
4 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened
2 pkg. (6 squares each) BAKER’S White Chocolate, melted, slightly cooled
4 eggs
1 pt. (2 cups) raspberries


Preheat oven to 325°F if using a silver 9-inch springform pan (or to 300°F if using a dark nonstick 9-inch springform pan). Beat 1/4 cup of the sugar, the butter and 1/2 tsp. of the vanilla in small bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Gradually add flour, mixing on low speed until well blended after each addition. Press firmly onto bottom of pan; prick with fork. Bake 25 min. or until edge is lightly browned.

Beat cream cheese, remaining 1/2 cup sugar and remaining 1 tsp. vanilla in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add melted chocolate; mix well. Add eggs, one at a time, beating on low speed after each addition just until blended. Pour over crust.

Bake 55 min. to 1 hour or until center is almost set. Run knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen cake; cool before removing rim of pan. Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight. Top with the raspberries just before serving. Store leftover cheesecake in refrigerator

So yummy

Quotes of the day: Dreams

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To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
by Anatole

Before your dreams can come true, you have to have those dreams.
by Dr. Joyce Brothers

I'll do my dreaming with my eyes wide open, and I'll do my looking back with my eyes closed.
by Tony Arata

Another funny story

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This is for ladies., enjoy!

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

ATM machines procedures

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This is hilarious, Sorry Ladies!!! Your revenge will come soon


1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Iguazu Falls

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The Iguazu Falls is one of the most amazing waterfalls in the world. Located on the border of the Brazilian state of Paraná and the Argentine province of Misiones, the waterfalls of the Iguazu River consists of nothing less than 275 falls along 2.7 kilometers (1.67 miles); the most impressive of all being the Devil's Throat, a U-shaped 82-meter-high cliff.

You can click on the pictures to have a larger image.

Small links

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This is out a little while now but I noticed that many people are sending me very long links and almost all my friends never heard of this. So here is a tip on how you can create a small link to avoid break URLs and bad links. And the link will never expire.expires.

Turn this URL:


into this tinyURL:


Which one would you rather cut and paste into your browser? That's the power of TinyURL!

Art of the day

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Amazing and real Sunset

Grammy.. Album of the year

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And the award goes to.... Plant and Kraus. What, is it a joke?? Before the grammys I never heard of their album even I like Led Zepelin... When the award was given to them, they had like 5 seconds of applause and the peole who stood up were around 20.
Seriously almost everyone was chocked and wondering if the grammys are really over because they have might missed something.
My favorite moments: J-Hudson thanking her family(RIP), Radiohead, T.I. & Justin Timberlake and of course Coldplay.
Here is the final official survey conducted by the Music Academy.

Who do you think GRAMMY voters will choose for Album Of The Year?
38% Coldplay
27% Lil Wayne
6% Ne-Yo
14% Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
15% Radiohead