Since the Coldplay incident, all my friends are calling me a "groupie". And because I like to make fun of myself, here are few quotes about groupies.

Definition:
A (usually female) fan who follows a celebrity, such as a sports figure or musician, especially for sex.
Thank you friends!

Quotes:
-- "You learn that the only way to get rock-star power as a girl is to be a groupie and bare your breasts and get chosen for the night. "
by Kathleen Hanna

-- "We don't get groupies, We get teenagers"
by Michael Stipe

Questions over Questions

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A list of questions which really make me question myself ... wait..

1. Why does superman wear his underwear over his pants?
If I'm gonna wear my underwear over my pants will I have superpowers?

2. Why do some folks have an “outie” belly button and some folks have an “innie”?
What influences the shape? The doctor?Our parents?Aliens?!

4. Why do old ladies grow beards?
OK ,OK old ladies grow beards,but why the fuck young ladies grow mustaches.

5. Do people really have multiple personalities ,like in Sybil ?
That would be interesting,I could have 2 personalities then when I do something bad I'm just gonna blame the other one...wait.

6. Do oysters really make you horny?
I don't really find oysters attractive,but it seems that some people can work with that.

7. Is it true that you can break your penis?
Truth hurts guys.So don't pass the weight limit.

8. Why do we have to pee when we hear water dripping?
Nature calling us.

From Area51.1, a blog I recently discover and I highly recommend you to follow it because Sam has a great sense of humor.

Crazy veggies facts

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Potatoes are only 20% solids…and 80% water (and an eggplant is almost 95% water.)

The hotter a chili pepper is, the healthier it is.

Carrots were originally red, purple, yellow or white. Orange carrots were not produced until the 16th century.

Lettuce contains a very small part of morphine

A stalk of celery only contains 10 calories. The human body uses more calories digesting celery, and so celery is said to be a great snack, as it helps an individual to lose weight.

French fries are not from France but Belgium.

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How to impress

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.

Rep├║blica Dominicana

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I'm depressed and this place is the only thing that can cheer me up. LOL

Viva La Coldplay

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Last night I went to the Coldplay show at Riverbend Music Center.

I was on the C-stage where they came to play for 3 songs. I was in less than 2m (almost 7 feets) to the band. It was a dream come true to see them this close. And between 2 songs I screamed "I love you Chris", he smiled at me and everyone on the C-stage laughed. I don't know why I screamed like that like a groupie and why did I say those words. I'd prefer "Chris, you are amazing" (that's less embarassing, lol) Anyway I talked to Chris Martin and he smiled at me. Woohoooooooooooooo.
I'm still super super happy and excited (I almost fainted last night). And here are few words that can describe how all the coldplayers and I felt during the whole show: Amazing, Awesome, Passion, Beautiful, Incredible, Perfect, Magnificient, Sensational, Love etc...


PS: I also got my physical Leftrightleftrightleft copy.

The perfect girl

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Art of the day

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Taken by the NASA on August 31st 2005

Walking the dog

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Scarlett, I told you this is NOT how you walk the dog!!!

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Cookie of the day

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Only few days left, don't forget to enter to the laziest & easiest contest ever.

Hilarious doctors comments

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o_ Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

o_ Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

o_ While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

o_ She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

o_ Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.

o_ Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree.

o_ When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

o_ The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

When...

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When everything you know is wrong
When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you lose something you can't replace
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
When everything you do will just come undone
When the tears come stream down your face

...What could be worst?

by Lazyking inspired by X&Y

Sexy Undies

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From Scarlett Walk

Quickies: The hooker

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This is a different story about this hooker


Dave was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my vife," Dave answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Well," says Dave, "I didn't either, 'til you shine that light in her face!


Art of the day

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Diet rules for Women

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1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

4. Movie-related foods (Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

5. Cookie pieces contain no calories -- the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

6. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.

Bonus: Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

Baby animals

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Bizarre Beers

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These beers are weird and I didn't invent them. If you are unlucky enough, you'll find them somewhere.

~~ Ginger Beer: from California and made with ginger,nutmeg and cinnamon.

~~ Pumpkin beer: from California and made from pumpkin

~~ Apricot beer, well beer made from apricot.

~~ Mocha beer: from Michigan and made with coffee

~~ Banana beer: from Eastern Africa, beer with banana

~~ Clamato beer: beer mixed with tomatoes

~~ Bilk: from Japan, beer and milk

~~ Mamma Mia: from Illinois, beer with pizza

Fun facts about fruits

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Strawberries have more vitamin C than oranges

In Eastern Africa you can buy banana beer. This beer is brewed from bananas.

Cucumbers, avocados, eggplants and tomatoes are fruits

Watermelons contain 92% of water

Apples contain 25% of air

The Hooker

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Submitted by Steven

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

Art of the day

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