This is an aerosol made from pigs brain.
Thoughts???
This is an aerosol made from pigs brain.
Thoughts???
I hope you are enjoying your Easter week-end with the loved ones.
Lily Allen is a 23 years old successful british singer. She released her sophomore album "It's not me, it's you" weeks ago. She has sold millions albums, was nominated and won many awards and she is also involved in charities actions.What I like about her is her beauty..lol just kidding. Seriously she is cute but she is extremely talented. Her albums are pure delices. Her writing & producing skills and the wording in her songs are originals, naked and edgy. She always WOW me. Lily isn't afraid to speak her mind and doesn't care what tabloids write about her because she always delivers great songs (is she a female version of Kanye West?). Lily Allen is 23 but you got to give her props for not singing crappy pop songs like the girls of her age. She is truly among the new artists who will have a solid career in this music industry.
Click Play to listen to the first single of "It's not me, it's you"
My music isn't just music, it's medicine.
We all self-conscious. I'm just the first to admit it.
Nothing in life is promised except death.
Now I can let these dream killers kill my self esteem-or use my arrogance as steam to power my dreams!
Click here for the first Kanye West quotes post.
What are your plans for Sunday??
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Sardar : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Sardar : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
Teacher : Sardar, you talk a lot.
Sardar : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sardar : Sir, my grandpa was a street preacher, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sardar : She's a woman.
Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
Sardar: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
Sardar : "Sir, my mother and dad got married on the same day, same time.
If you missed them: part1, part2, part3
Sardar : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Sardar : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
Teacher : Sardar, you talk a lot.
Sardar : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sardar : Sir, my grandpa was a street preacher, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sardar : She's a woman.
Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
Sardar: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
Sardar : "Sir, my mother and dad got married on the same day, same time.
If you missed them: part1, part2, part3
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposasl = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 777777777777777777 problems.
So beware of glances!
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
~~ Too Many Questions.
~~ Difficult to Understand.
~~ More Explanation is Needed.
~~ Result is always FAIL!
Will you laugh or cry??
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Horses can't vomit.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Horses can't vomit.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear froom you
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously, I miss you
1- The Petra in Jordan
2- The Taj Mahal In India
3- The Great Wall in China
4- Christ The Redeemer in Brazil
5- The Machu Picchu in Peru
6- The Kulkulkan Pyramid in Mexico
7- The Colosseum in Italy
She hates the sight of liquor. That's why she drinks it so fast
He believes in a balanced diet; a drink in each hand.
It only takes one drink to make her drunk. She's not sure if it's the eighth or ninth drink, however.
He only drinks on days ending in "Y"
She knows that alcohol is a slow poison. She doesn't mind, she's not in a hurry
When she catches a cold, she buys a bottle of whisky. In no time, it's gone. The whisky, not the cold
He believes in a balanced diet; a drink in each hand.
It only takes one drink to make her drunk. She's not sure if it's the eighth or ninth drink, however.
He only drinks on days ending in "Y"
She knows that alcohol is a slow poison. She doesn't mind, she's not in a hurry
When she catches a cold, she buys a bottle of whisky. In no time, it's gone. The whisky, not the cold
Sleek by Mohamed Al-naser
Today one of my favorite coworkers said she can't sleep at night because her baby cries a lot and doesn't sleep. So we (few of my colleagues, our supervisor and I) gave her these tips to hel
p her babyboy sleep:
p her babyboy sleep:- Give him honey and sugar
- Give him eucalyptus tea
- Give him a spoon of beer
- Let him cry until he is tired
- Make him sleep into the bathroom
- Put Advil and sugar in his bottle
- Put his feet in ice for 3 minutes
Kings is a brand new american tv-show, they are only in the fifth episode. It was inspired by the "David and Goliath" story. The producers are adapting that antique story to our generation with modern architecture, controverses, technology, fashion etc...
I fell in love with this show in the very first episode. I thought it was brillant and I wasn't disappointed when I watched the following episodes. You'll always want to see more, to see how things will evolve, how the characters (brillant actors by the way) will deal with their issues and crucial decisions and most importantly how the the scenario will continue to impress you although everyone knows David and Goliath.
I got three words for this new show: entertaining, surprisingly good and intelligent.
I fell in love with this show in the very first episode. I thought it was brillant and I wasn't disappointed when I watched the following episodes. You'll always want to see more, to see how things will evolve, how the characters (brillant actors by the way) will deal with their issues and crucial decisions and most importantly how the the scenario will continue to impress you although everyone knows David and Goliath.
I got three words for this new show: entertaining, surprisingly good and intelligent.
I'll never say enough thank yous! Thank you for visiting/commenting/following/sharing/voting etc...
85% of you liked the new style and 15% hated it. Well I find out how to make those who liked it to love it and those who hated it to like it. You can notice 3 new features:
85% of you liked the new style and 15% hated it. Well I find out how to make those who liked it to love it and those who hated it to like it. You can notice 3 new features:
- The text color is a little darker (you can see the difference in this post)
- We have a Tags Cloud or Label cloud or Categories cloud (different names, same thing)
- We have a logo to make the blog stand out in your browser. It's a simple B that can stand for Bored or Blogger/Blogspot/blog. It's green to match the template.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
I wouldn't mind giving him some $
What is a girlfriend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Read the sign out loud!
Now read it very very slowly for yourself??
Did you find out the trick? Respond in comments
When men can't be this tolerant??
How do you recognize Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sardar's dad asked him after exam: "let me see your report card."
Sardar: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Once Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the
weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Sardar : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Sardar : I was just looking for the expiry date.
If you missed the previous ones, click here for part1 and part2
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sardar's dad asked him after exam: "let me see your report card."
Sardar: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Once Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the
weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Sardar : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??
Sardar : I was just looking for the expiry date.
If you missed the previous ones, click here for part1 and part2
From Flickr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
by Winston Churchill
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
by Mark Twain
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
by Mark Twain
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
by Forrest Tucker
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
by Oscar Wilde
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
by Mae West
by Winston Churchill
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
by Mark Twain
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
by Mark Twain
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
by Forrest Tucker
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
by Oscar Wilde
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
by Mae West
One person reads the instructions listed below while the player completes the task. This game is yummy, fun, funny (especially when you are many players) and it helps you to learn how to eat in a healthy way.
Eat, Chew and Enjoy your apple slices.
1. Take one bite of an apple slice and then close your eyes. Do not begin chewing yet.
2. Try not to pay attention to the ideas running through your mind, just focus on the apple. Notice anything that comes to mind about taste, texture, temperature and sensation going on in your mouth.
3. Begin chewing now. Chew slowly, just noticing what it feels like. It's normal that your mind will want to wander off. If you notice you're paying more attention to your thinking than to the chewing, just let go of the thought for the moment and come back to the chewing. Notice each tiny movement of your jaw.
4. In these moments you may find yourself wanting to swallow the apple. See if you can stay present and notice the subtle transition from chewing to swallowing.
5. As you prepare to swallow the apple, try to follow it moving toward the back of your tongue and into your throat. Swallow the apple, following it until you can no longer feel any sensation of the food remaining.
6. Take a deep breath and exhale.
For more mindful eating tips visit Mental Monday by my friend LLnL
Eat, Chew and Enjoy your apple slices.
1. Take one bite of an apple slice and then close your eyes. Do not begin chewing yet.
2. Try not to pay attention to the ideas running through your mind, just focus on the apple. Notice anything that comes to mind about taste, texture, temperature and sensation going on in your mouth.
3. Begin chewing now. Chew slowly, just noticing what it feels like. It's normal that your mind will want to wander off. If you notice you're paying more attention to your thinking than to the chewing, just let go of the thought for the moment and come back to the chewing. Notice each tiny movement of your jaw.
4. In these moments you may find yourself wanting to swallow the apple. See if you can stay present and notice the subtle transition from chewing to swallowing.
5. As you prepare to swallow the apple, try to follow it moving toward the back of your tongue and into your throat. Swallow the apple, following it until you can no longer feel any sensation of the food remaining.
6. Take a deep breath and exhale.
For more mindful eating tips visit Mental Monday by my friend LLnL
Maybe resolving an equation will help us have a better day
I just finished changing the blog style. The previous one was used for 3 months now. I liked it but I think a little change can't hurt and change is unboring. And I added the "reactions : cool & lame" for those you don't like to comment but that's not an excuse for not commenting (lol).
You have 3 days to vote about the new style: if you hate it, I'll bring back the other template and if you like it I'll keep the new one. PLEASE VOTE, VOTE, VOTE
You have 3 days to vote about the new style: if you hate it, I'll bring back the other template and if you like it I'll keep the new one. PLEASE VOTE, VOTE, VOTE
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.
by Eleanor Roosevelt
People living deeply have no fear of death.
by Anais Nin
The most destructive element in the human mind is fear. Fear creates aggressiveness.
by Dorothy Thompson
Fear is an emotion indispensable for survival
by Hannah Arendt
Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive
by Don Miguel Ruiz
by Eleanor Roosevelt
People living deeply have no fear of death.
by Anais Nin
The most destructive element in the human mind is fear. Fear creates aggressiveness.
by Dorothy Thompson
Fear is an emotion indispensable for survival
by Hannah Arendt
Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive
by Don Miguel Ruiz
Sky by Smashing Magazine
Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.
Tomatoes are the world's most popular fruit.
There are only three animals with blue tongues, the Black Bear, the Chow Chow dog and the blue-tongued lizard.
There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.
About 55% of all movies are rated R (Restricted)
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Any month that starts on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th.
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