Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it's already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.