Drug dealers
1- Refer to their clients as "users".
2- "The first one's free!"
3- Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
4- Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".
5- Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
6- Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
7- Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
8- Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
9- Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Software developers
1- Refer to their clients as "users".
2- "Download a free trial version..."
3- Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
4- Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
5- Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
6- Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
7- Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
8- DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.
9- Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
2 comments:
haha I always knew they were the same
yahhhhhhhhh
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