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Drug dealers


1- Refer to their clients as "users".

2- "The first one's free!"

3- Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).

4- Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".

5- Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

6- Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.

7- Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.

8- Their product causes unhealthy addictions.

9- Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.


Software developers


1- Refer to their clients as "users".

2- "Download a free trial version..."

3- Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).

4- Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"

5- Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

6- Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.

7- Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).

8- DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.

9- Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha I always knew they were the same

shanon said...

yahhhhhhhhh

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