Venise

With just two weeks before Valentines Day, I thought a post about Venise might be fair.
Venise (Italy) is one of the most lovely place on Earth. All their monuments and restaurants are meant to be the most romantic ones in the world. Everything was made for couples and everyone dream to spend some quality time there.
And they also celebrate the city on Valentines day. It's a HUGE festival known worldwide!
Here is great website for the pictures.
PS: I have a friend there and he told me that everything from Italy is great: the people, the food and the amazing views, looool

The Killers Day n Age

This album was released in November and since has gained critics favor and commercial succes. brandon Flowers and his friends didn`t dare to take any risk, it's sound like their previous work which was, is and will be great. We need more of them!
Their first single "Human" streamed for days in this blog.
It's also the top New York Post album and top Rolling Stones Readers album. Day n Age is simply one of the finest 2008 Rock work.
This Las Vegas group sure knows how to unbore people and they always bring originality in their videos.

Art of the day

Coral Sunset

Wrong wrong wrong

Six ways to make people like you

1. Become genuinely interested in other people.
2. Smile.
3. Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
4. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
5. Talk in terms of the other person's interests.
6. Make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely.

Lmao

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing. This is hilarious


* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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* Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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* Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
* Witness: "July 15th."
* Lawyer: "What year?"
* Witness: "Every year."
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* Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
* Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
* Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
* Witness: "Er...his face."
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* Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
* Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
* Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
* Witness: "Forty-five years."
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* Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
* Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
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* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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*Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
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* Lawyer: "What happened then?"
* Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
* Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
* Witness: "No."
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* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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* Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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* Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
* Witness: "That's me."
* Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?
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* Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
* Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
* Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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* Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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* Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
* Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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* Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
* Witness: "Oral."
* Lawyer: "How old are you?"
* Witness: "Oral."
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* Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
* Witness: "I could see his head."
* Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
* Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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* Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
* Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."

Writing Waterfall

A M A Z I N G

Lights...Part 3

--Cologne (Germany)
--Vienna (Austria)
--Singapore (Singapore)
--Washington (USA)

Quotes of the day

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
by Ralph Waldo Emerson



“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.”
by John Lennon

Funny Story

A man was driving home late one afternoon after having a real bad day, when he looked down at his speedometer and realized he was driving well above the speed limit. He then looked up in his rear view mirror and got a pit in his stomach because he saw a police car with its lights on quickly approaching him. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.

The cars are racing down the highway - 120, 130, 140 km per hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 160, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day and it looks like you have had one too. I just want to go home so if you can give me a good excuse I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

Watch Slumdog Millionaire

With all the buzz this movie is getting, I was way too curious to watch it.
And..... this 2 hour movie is epic, a masterpiece, great, lovely, touching, intelligent, exotic, an escape, captivating, breathtaking, violent.
It's waaaaaaay better than his big "opponent" The Curious Case of Benjamin Button for the Oscars.
TCCoBB is a good movie but I felt it was calculated, unreal and a little boring at the beggining and the end.
For me, Slumdog Millionaire is one of the best movie I've seen for years. I highly recommend it. Please watch it.

Flip it!

˙sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı uosɹǝd ʇsǝlooɔ ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ noʎ

You have to flip your screen to be able to read what I just write. Amazing , isn't?
If you don't want to turn your screen or can't, I wrote "You are the coolest person if you are reading this." I just flip it using this tool.
Besides tricking your readers and your friends, you can use it for:
* IM, MSN, Yahoo screen names
* Put it in your profiles like MySpace, Bebo, Hi5 ,Facebook, Youtube
* create strong passwords
* encrypt your download links to prevent leechers

Politics 101

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.


The ones in italic are my fav.