The new Black Eyed Peas from their upcoming album The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies).
All we need today is Energy, a lot of energy (I had 2 hours of sleep)
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she
got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm
already working on a murder case!"
1- Find The Pin - You need find the right pin to stop it's ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.
2- Wake Up Puzzle - You have to build the puzzle to make it stop
3- Climbing clock - It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don't wake up fast enough, and you won't be able to shut it up without a ladder.
Are these the best or the mmost annoying alarm clocks?
2- Wake Up Puzzle - You have to build the puzzle to make it stop
3- Climbing clock - It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don't wake up fast enough, and you won't be able to shut it up without a ladder.
Are these the best or the mmost annoying alarm clocks?
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I'm sure next time you eat fries, you'll think about this, lol
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded
Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart and nervous system, a few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
From the UK Daily Mail, I couldn't wait until toomorow to show you this one :)
Maybe you can find one in this weapon factory! These pictures just "waouh'd" me
Click a picture for a larger view for a larger view.
Start your day with a high note: get up early and eat breakfast
Keep a schedule: write all the important tasks you need to do but don't worry if you don't accomplish them.
Take a break, have fun: hang out with friends, go to the parks etc...
Be generous: give smiles, advices, help your coworkers, the strangers outside etc... it's very rewarding.
Accept the things you can't change: Just move on, don't depressed because of one or two bad life experiences etc...
Learn a new language: it makes you smarter, opens your mind and horizons, makes you want to visit more places etc... I can speak 5 languages and I still want to know few others
Try to do something different every day: try new things, new foods, new music genres, new places etc...
Don't live for the future: live and love Today. "Today is a gift, that's why it's called Present"
Finally, read Bored.. Get unbored everyday (wink)
Keep a schedule: write all the important tasks you need to do but don't worry if you don't accomplish them.
Take a break, have fun: hang out with friends, go to the parks etc...
Be generous: give smiles, advices, help your coworkers, the strangers outside etc... it's very rewarding.
Accept the things you can't change: Just move on, don't depressed because of one or two bad life experiences etc...
Learn a new language: it makes you smarter, opens your mind and horizons, makes you want to visit more places etc... I can speak 5 languages and I still want to know few others
Try to do something different every day: try new things, new foods, new music genres, new places etc...
Don't live for the future: live and love Today. "Today is a gift, that's why it's called Present"
Finally, read Bored.. Get unbored everyday (wink)
Angels & Demons is Dan Brownfirst book. It Demons was re-released after the enormous success of Da Vinci Code. As always Dan Brown plays with real facts (conspiracy, religion, science etc..) to build a solid and disturbing fiction. I think is much better than Da Vinci Code.
When I was reading this book few years ago, it was like I was in a movie, really! This book will "unbore" you from the first chapter to the very last.
If you haven't read it yet, please hurry up because the movie will be out this May. If the movie follows the book and all the effects decribed in the book, I can assure you it will be the movie of the year. Angels and Demons is definitely one of my bestest book. I highly recommend it to you if you haven't already read it.
If you haven't read it yet, please hurry up because the movie will be out this May. If the movie follows the book and all the effects decribed in the book, I can assure you it will be the movie of the year. Angels and Demons is definitely one of my bestest book. I highly recommend it to you if you haven't already read it.
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'
Tomatoes are vegetables in the USA and fruits everywhere else.
Unbore/unbored is not in the dictionnary :(
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
Submitted by Andrew F.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
This is an update of one of my oldest posts. Enjoy!
- Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
- On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! That explains it!
- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
- Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
- The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
- Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
- The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
- Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
Please consider this before planning your next trip to Africa!!
1. In Case of Emergency - The worldwide Emergency Number for mobiles is 112. Even if you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and you dial 112, the mobile will search any existing networks to establish the emergency number for you. Interestingly, this number can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
2. Lock Your Keys in the Car? - If your car has a remote lock/unlock device (and you have a second one, say at home - aside from the one on your keychain that's locked inside the car) you can call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone, hold your phone about a foot from your car door, and have the person at home press the unlock button on the device, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other remote for your car, you can unlock the doors.
3. Secret Battery Power - Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call, and you don't have a charger. Nokia phones come with a reserve battery. To activate it, press the keys *3370#. Your cell will restart with this reserve, and show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
4. Disabling a Stolen Phone - To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #. A 15-digit serial code will appear on the screen. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. If your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
2. Lock Your Keys in the Car? - If your car has a remote lock/unlock device (and you have a second one, say at home - aside from the one on your keychain that's locked inside the car) you can call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone, hold your phone about a foot from your car door, and have the person at home press the unlock button on the device, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other remote for your car, you can unlock the doors.
3. Secret Battery Power - Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call, and you don't have a charger. Nokia phones come with a reserve battery. To activate it, press the keys *3370#. Your cell will restart with this reserve, and show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
4. Disabling a Stolen Phone - To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #. A 15-digit serial code will appear on the screen. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. If your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Q3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Q4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Q5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
Q6. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Q7. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Q8. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Q9. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Check out the answers on the comments
From the Guiness Book
Age: 11 Months
Weight: 52.5kg
Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef
Birth Place: India-Rajasthan
I just received my second blog award. After The Best Blog of the day (it was displayed for 3 days on the sidebar), I now won the Honest Scrap Award. I'm so excited to get it from LLnL, LLnL means Life Love and Lust, she is one of my regular readers and commenters. In her blog she always speaks with her heart and she can captivate you with only simple words. Kudos to her!!
“This award is bestowed upon a fellow blogger whose blog’s content or design is, in the giver’s opinion, brilliant.”
Now I have to nominate 7 brillant blogs and tell 10 honest things about myself. And the blogger I nominate should do the same and put a link to my blog (to show the readers that the blog was really nominate by somebody else) while wrting the post about the award.
The 10 honest things about myself
My Only kidding
Princess Mina
JB
Deafening Silence
Katrina
Poursuit of something real
Razzle & Luigi
“This award is bestowed upon a fellow blogger whose blog’s content or design is, in the giver’s opinion, brilliant.”
Now I have to nominate 7 brillant blogs and tell 10 honest things about myself. And the blogger I nominate should do the same and put a link to my blog (to show the readers that the blog was really nominate by somebody else) while wrting the post about the award.
The 10 honest things about myself
- I was a nerd at high school
- I failed my driver license test
- I played basketball like a robot
- I can memorize a song after 1 or 2 listens
- I used to eat my nails when I'm stressed out or bored
- I've cried to some Coldplay songs
- I first kiss a girl when I was 17
- According to my friends, I'm loyal and caring
- I don't drink milk
- And finally, blogging is my new passion
My Only kidding
Princess Mina
JB
Deafening Silence
Katrina
Poursuit of something real
Razzle & Luigi
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
*****
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Found on Flickr
Try to answer these questions, it's simple: you are crazy if you fail one
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk," What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Con tent yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water," proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is? flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany..) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors," proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
PS: Don't worry 95% of people failed this test.
one word: HILARIOUS
"If you want something go get it, it will never come by itself."
by Lazyking
"Give me a reason to wake up and I'll go to sleep"
by Lazyking
"No one is listening until you make a mistake"
by Lazyking
"Everyday my future looks darker and my past brighter"
by Watchmen
by Lazyking
"Give me a reason to wake up and I'll go to sleep"
by Lazyking
"No one is listening until you make a mistake"
by Lazyking
"Everyday my future looks darker and my past brighter"
by Watchmen
by Aknacer
Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterwards.
Experience is knowledge acquired too late.
Some people learn from their experiences, some people never recover from them.
Experience is what you have left when everything else is gone.
An optimist is someone without much experience.
Some people speak from experience. Some people, from experience, don't speak.
Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it the second time.
Experience is something you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.
Submitted by John (a co-worker)
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
To help us improve our health
- Eat a piece of fruit before lunch
- Don't use vending machines
- Go vegetarian pne night a week
- Switch to wholegrain bread
- Switch to milk with less fat (you'll get use to the taste)
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