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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

1 comments:

LLnL said...

"..7 months a year..."- haha, funny

One bathroom for three people I understand the bathroom door one too."Honey do you know how long your going to be?"

Why do you some alternatives that I don't know about?

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