Few ways to maintain our craziness

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

Amazing Sand Sculptures

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Advantages of being a guy

A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

All your orgasms are real.

You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.

Your last name stays put

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

If you're 40 and single nobody notices.

Flowers fix everything.

Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

Thank you Matt for the list.

Art of the day

The ugliest dog

Elwood, who is often referred to as “Yoda” or “E.T.,” competed against 13 other dogs at the Sonoma-Marin County Fair’s annual ugly dog contest in Petaluma, California

Scrubs: The end

Last night was the last episode of one of my all time favorite show: Scrubs. The 2-hours finale of the 8th season fulfilled our expectations. The writers gave it the right ending. But I'm still sad that I won't have my weekly Scrubs, I miss it already.
Now I just want to see more movies from JD (Zachary Braff) like The Last Kiss and Garden State.
He is so talented that it will be a big waste if he stops writing and directing.

Kudos to Scrubs for making us laugh and cry for 8 great seasons.

Please go sue Coldplay too.

What Creepy Boards, Cat Stevens, Joe Satriani and french pop singer Alizée have in common?
They all claim that Coldplay stole their song to make their hit Viva La Vida.
-- Creepy Boards is an electric band
-- Cat Stevens is a folk singer
-- Joe Satriani is a rock guitarist
-- Alizée is a french singer. You can compare her to Ashlee Simpson or Britney Spears.

Coldplay has the top selling album worldwide last year. In only 6 months they sold 7 millions copies. And their extended world tour is sold out. Bref, they were the hottest band in 2008. So all these washed singers are seeking for publicity and money. And Cat Stevens said he will sue Coldplay if Satriani earns a lot of money after the trial.

Coldplay has already used a rip from others singers, 2 to be exact. They used a sample of Computer Love from german band The Kraftwerk for their 2005 hit Talk. They also used a sample of Lights Through The Veins from UK artsit Jon Hopkins for their latest hit Life in Technicolor. They asked permission to all those artists andgave them credits and money.

Many others artists have used Coldplay songs too like Nelly Furtado, Timbaland, Brandy etc...

Coldplay is great and generous band. In the past year only they have given free songs (Violet Hill, Death will never conquer, Viva La Vida remix), a free video from Itunes (Lovers in Japan) and they will give their next live album LeftRightLeftRightLeft for free on May 15th.
And with the free live cd, they are losing nearly 16 millions $ in profit.

My question: Why don't Cat Stevens, Creepy Boards, Joe Satriani and Alizeé sue each other??? if they all claimed Coldplay used their songs.

Art of the day

Spontaneous by Steve from My Dog Ate Art
Steve is a professional artist and all his paintings are amazing. Good job Steve!

Your FML

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

Sex Sandals

A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. “Dey makes you wild at sex.”

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Jamaican replied, “Just try dem on, Mon.” So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican then began SCREAMING, “You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!”

Cookie of the day

Pickup Lines

1- What pickup line actually works on you?

2- I'm glad I'm not blind!

3- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

4- I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

5- You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!

6- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes

7- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.

8- Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers

9- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

10- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Bonus: If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

The Zen of Farting

I can't believe they actually wrote a book about this.
PS: Have you noticed the review on the top?? lmao

The Pink Lake (Senegal)

Not photoshoped, the lake is really pink and is known for its high salt content. I actually had the chance to visit it when I was in Senegal in 2004.

Art of the day

Lockness Worm by Steinar Arason

Alien finger

Dave & Ryan are two identical twins who wanted to be differents. So they went a little "alieny".
Click here to read their story.

5 things lists

Lately I was thinking of what are the simple things in life that make me happy or sad. Here are the top 5.

5 things that make me happy

5-- Muffins
4-- Coldplay
3-- Comments on my blog
2-- Fat babies
1-- Sad songs

5 things that make me sad

5-- Riding the buses especially the Greyhound
4-- People who wear purple
3-- Douche bags
2-- Leaving my bed
1-- Opening the fridge, not finding anything to eat and then going back to open it again 15 minutes later

Kids and Alcohol

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