Advantages of being a guy

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A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

All your orgasms are real.

You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.

Your last name stays put

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

If you're 40 and single nobody notices.

Flowers fix everything.

Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

Thank you Matt for the list.

6 comments:

Liggy said...

And you don't have to freeze your behind off to use the bathroom during the cold winter months...lol!

Mr. Puddle said...

i like urinals...i hear woman's restrooms don't have o.O

Anonymous said...

ohh my gosh it looks so bad to be a girl :)
Dima

LLnL said...

Funny! Again guys have it easy. Are we ever going to get off easy.

Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

NOW KNOW, WHY MY SON'S FRIENDS TREAT ME LIKE ONE OF THEM, MY UNDERWEAR IS EVEN CHEAPER AND... WELL I WON'T TELL YOU THE REST, OTHERWISE YOU THINK I'M A COMPLETE PIG, BUT LET'SPUT IT THIS WAY. THE DON'T STOP TELLING THE DIRTY JOKE, WHEN I COME, THEY START TELLING THE BEST ONES!

LazyKing said...

@ Sofia, hahaha if they are doing that, you really are one of them, loool

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