“Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.”
by Ryunosuke Satoro
“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.”
by Henry Ford
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.”
by Michael Jordan
by Ryunosuke Satoro
“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.”
by Henry Ford
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.”
by Michael Jordan
Yes like a pregnant woman, I need this yummyness. It has been more than a year since I last ate french pastry. There isn't ANY french bakery around here (this city is sad!). Hopefully I'll find one veryyy soon.
I made my twitter as a chocolate theme LOL
Saw this on tv yesterday night. CRAZY!!!!
by Simon Schulz
And she hasn't seen the portrait yet.
I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I Realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to Forgive me.
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A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I Realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to Forgive me.
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A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'
My friend LLnL left me a comment yesterday on my post Why am I lazy?. It's the post where I was trying to prove that I'm really lazy. Here is what she have to say about it. I thought that you'll like her comment. I lmao!
## what I said
## what she said
## I only worked 6hours a day instead of the regular 8hours. OOh and at work, I'm always on my desk cracking jokes with everybody.
## If you've worked overtime in the past then a 6 hour work day is breaking even.
## I stoped dating, it's a lot of planning, going-out, stress etc... that's too much work for my lazy ass.
## Lazy men think they can get laid by taking a girl to putt putt and pizza place.
## I once stayed more than 36 hours without eating. Why? I was too lazy to cook something. I only drank water.
## Lazy people will open a can or a box and eat with there fingers because they believe that missing a meal will kill them.
## My favorite activity is to sit or to sleep.
## Lazy people stay up all night with mind numbing activities, like paid programming, because they are not looking forward to having to make the long trek to their bedroom.
## If you don't sleep enough you will become lazy. Someone who using a lot of energy through the day will have a easier time sleeping at night (oh no I think I just put myself on the lazy list)
## Now I enjoy movie theaters a LOT. You sit down on your comfy chair with your Diet coke and watched 2 movies :). You laugh and have fun without doing almost anything.
## Lazy people who have a diet pop with a super sized combo meal. Never as good as the regular soda but it is a trade off for exercise and proper nutrition.
I know I've joked in the past about you being LZ but you have still not made me a believer. Nice try, but we love you just the way you are.
## what I said
## what she said
## I only worked 6hours a day instead of the regular 8hours. OOh and at work, I'm always on my desk cracking jokes with everybody.
## If you've worked overtime in the past then a 6 hour work day is breaking even.
## I stoped dating, it's a lot of planning, going-out, stress etc... that's too much work for my lazy ass.
## Lazy men think they can get laid by taking a girl to putt putt and pizza place.
## I once stayed more than 36 hours without eating. Why? I was too lazy to cook something. I only drank water.
## Lazy people will open a can or a box and eat with there fingers because they believe that missing a meal will kill them.
## My favorite activity is to sit or to sleep.
## Lazy people stay up all night with mind numbing activities, like paid programming, because they are not looking forward to having to make the long trek to their bedroom.
## If you don't sleep enough you will become lazy. Someone who using a lot of energy through the day will have a easier time sleeping at night (oh no I think I just put myself on the lazy list)
## Now I enjoy movie theaters a LOT. You sit down on your comfy chair with your Diet coke and watched 2 movies :). You laugh and have fun without doing almost anything.
## Lazy people who have a diet pop with a super sized combo meal. Never as good as the regular soda but it is a trade off for exercise and proper nutrition.
I know I've joked in the past about you being LZ but you have still not made me a believer. Nice try, but we love you just the way you are.
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
There is nothing better than to kick off your week with a playlist that will boost your mind. All these songs are from a band with 4 artists. I just selected few of them, notable absents are The Beatles and Nickelback.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Since you liked all the posts about me these past week-ends, here are few things I can't live without :)
1 thing I can't live without
My Ipod touch,
1 meal I can't live without
Pasta, my favorite are Farfale and Lasagna
1 cloth I can't live without
My black "rock&roll" jacket. I feel so hot when I wear it.
1 drink I can't live without.
Without no hesitation, coffee
1 website I can't live without.
wikipedia
1 situation that annoys me
Waiting for a stupid person (looking for his money) at the cashier. Can't you have your money or your pocket ready before meeting the cashier? Or while the casher was ringing up your purchases, why didn't you get your dirty money ready?
1 thing I really hate
When somebody wakes me up.
1 stupid thing I did lately
Talking about religion while I was on date this Friday. Yes, I stopped being lazy for few hours and went on a date.
1 thing I can't live without
My Ipod touch,
1 meal I can't live without
Pasta, my favorite are Farfale and Lasagna
1 cloth I can't live without
My black "rock&roll" jacket. I feel so hot when I wear it.
1 drink I can't live without.
Without no hesitation, coffee
1 website I can't live without.
wikipedia
1 situation that annoys me
Waiting for a stupid person (looking for his money) at the cashier. Can't you have your money or your pocket ready before meeting the cashier? Or while the casher was ringing up your purchases, why didn't you get your dirty money ready?
1 thing I really hate
When somebody wakes me up.
1 stupid thing I did lately
Talking about religion while I was on date this Friday. Yes, I stopped being lazy for few hours and went on a date.
This week-end was the premiere of the very anticipated movie GI Joe. And guess what? It was disappointing. It was a really average movie. For a GI Joe movie, it should have more excitment, more intensity and of course better jokes. Seriously I could have written better jokes for them. And the love story (every action-hero movie has one) was so annoying and stupid.
Well, if you have nothing better to do, you can watch but I'd recommend you to wait for the dvd or to download it. I'm making it sound like the worst movie but it wasn't that bad but the actors suck. Maybe GI Joe #2 will be better. 6/10
Well, if you have nothing better to do, you can watch but I'd recommend you to wait for the dvd or to download it. I'm making it sound like the worst movie but it wasn't that bad but the actors suck. Maybe GI Joe #2 will be better. 6/10
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