Why am I LAZY

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Since almost a year now, I decided to be lazier. I was tired of running all the time, the thing is I was somehow really disappointed about a lot of things, so I put myself on hold, now here I am, self-proclamed Lazyking. And many of you think that I'm not lazy enough to deserve that title.

## I only worked 6hours a day instead of the regular 8hours. OOh and at work, I'm always on my desk cracking jokes with everybody.

## I stoped dating, it's a lot of planning, going-out, stress etc... that's too much work for my lazy ass.

## I once stayed more than 36 hours without eating. Why? I was too lazy to cook something. I only drank water.

## My favorite activity is to sit or to sleep.

## Now I enjoy movie theaters a LOT. You sit down on your comfy chair with your Diet coke and watched 2 movies :). You laugh and have fun without doing almost anything.

Next week, I'll post the things that I gained/lost while being lazy. HA!

22 comments:

kavita said...

Who typed this post for you?

kavita said...

Whatever you choose not to do..is fine...but plz. keep on blogging.

lazyking said...

@kavita, dont worry. It's all for fun and I will never stop blogging :)

Bakkanekko said...

and yay! you don't put blogging to your list~

Ram Bansal, the Theosoph said...

With advancement of age, one must withdraw gradually from physical to mental exercises, towards a finer life. That is a secret of longevity and happiness.

lazyking said...

@Ram, Loooool,you are hilarious but wise

Christine said...

interesting thoughts on being lazy, don't sound all bad...but you have to eat.

Salacious Soul said...

I'm looking forward to hearing about it LazyK.

Abby Quijano said...

LOL! you should be my lazy buddy! i'm so lazy too! it's not even funny! >.< and at least you work! O_o

oh but you're not that lazy though.. you manage to update your site everyday! and thank you for that!

ASWANI said...

Nice to know about you :)

suZen said...

I called Dr. Phil for you. :)

LazyKing said...

@suZen, ahahahahahaahahahah. I think I just peed myself, you're hilarious

cybeel said...

36 hours?? OMG you're unbeliavable!
Btw i agree with Abby Quijano, you update this blog everyday and make us happy :)

PS- your office seems so much fun ;)

Yodz said...

Wow, that's a great description of your name. Maybe we can make "lazyking" as an official adjective or a noun in the dictionary.
You really get me unbored.
Keep posting, I'll be back.

Dutch donut girl said...

Good God, EAT!!!

virgo27 said...

i'm with @suZen, i'm gonna make a second call to Dr. Phil. ha ha ha.

SoggyCereal said...

hmm it seems that i could be LazyPrince judging by the things you've mentioned.

i want to give you the reasons why but im too lazy so... yeah

lazyking said...

@Soggy, lmao

7th heaven said...

LOL the food one was VERY GOOD!

LLnL said...

## If you've worked overtime in the past then a 6 hour work day is breaking even.

## Lazy men think they can get laid by taking a girl to putt putt and pizza place.

## Lazy people will open a can or a box and eat with there fingers because they believe that missing a meal will kill them.

## Lazy people stay up all night with mind numbing activities, like paid programming, because they are not looking forward to having to make the long trek to their bedroom.

## If you don't sleep enough you will become lazy. Someone who using a lot of energy through the day will have a easier time sleeping at night (oh no I think I just put myself on the lazy list)

## Lazy people who have a diet pop with a super sized combo meal. Never as good as the regular soda but it is a trade off for exercise and proper nutrition.

I know I've joked in the past about you being LZ but you have still not made me a believer. Nice try, but we love you just the way you are.

lazyking said...

@LLnL, OMG, I have to post this on the main page. HILARIOUS

Anonymous said...

I'm right there with you I only do 6 hrs at work too but always find a reason not to go. I'd prefer to sit out by the pool and do nothing than work, who wouldn't.

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