Showing posts with label Crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazy. Show all posts
Japan, Japan, Japan, I thought I posted all the odd things you have to offer but it looks like you have more to offer...
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Only in Japan III (from this post, you'll be be able to navigate back to the previous Japan posts)
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Only in Japan III (from this post, you'll be be able to navigate back to the previous Japan posts)
From Jerry Springer "These people were humilated on my show, now I'm helping them find a life partner""
Here are few of the personal ads. Enjoy!
My name is Elwood. I'm a big man with big needs. Race, age, gender not important. Just brace yourself and hold still.
Hi! My name is Brady. Momma says I gotta meet some girls. She thinks I'm gay. I'm NOT! I don't think. Anyway, if you are a girl, maybe you could hang out with me. Come to my house and meet me and my momma! She'll fix dinner and then we can watch some TV or something. I like to watch "Antiques Roadshow" and "Sex And The City" even though Momma says all that dirty sex talk is bad for me.
My name is Lance. I know it gets lonely out there on the road. Let me ease your load and you can ride all night! Haha, that was a trucker joke. I love truckers, with their big rigs. Haha, that was another one! Seriously, though, I can show you things you never dreamed. Really. Let's meet. P.S. bring your truck
My name is Fontaine. Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get! Seeking LTR w/ TS, pre-op preferred.
If you didn't find your match in these profiles, don't worry! You can find more ads here.
Here are few of the personal ads. Enjoy!
My name is Elwood. I'm a big man with big needs. Race, age, gender not important. Just brace yourself and hold still.
Hi! My name is Brady. Momma says I gotta meet some girls. She thinks I'm gay. I'm NOT! I don't think. Anyway, if you are a girl, maybe you could hang out with me. Come to my house and meet me and my momma! She'll fix dinner and then we can watch some TV or something. I like to watch "Antiques Roadshow" and "Sex And The City" even though Momma says all that dirty sex talk is bad for me.
My name is Lance. I know it gets lonely out there on the road. Let me ease your load and you can ride all night! Haha, that was a trucker joke. I love truckers, with their big rigs. Haha, that was another one! Seriously, though, I can show you things you never dreamed. Really. Let's meet. P.S. bring your truck
My name is Fontaine. Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get! Seeking LTR w/ TS, pre-op preferred.
If you didn't find your match in these profiles, don't worry! You can find more ads here.
Thanks Cybeel for the picture.There must be a rivalry between China and Japan. Because after the japanese created the "Boobscarves", the chinese are trying to top that invention. Here is the "Boobs Vending Machine".
Related Post:
-The Boobscarves
PS: I'm moving to Asia
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
Dave & Ryan are two identical twins who wanted to be differents. So they went a little "alieny".
Click here to read their story.
Maybe this will help me have a better sleep.
This is the proof that a woman should be beautiful inside and OUT.
PS: Why isn't her neck as smooth as her face o_O
Why don't we have vending machines like this in America??
This is a real street sign in New York City, one of my coworker who grew up in New York took this picture with his phone. You can find many others pictures of this street online.
Maybe resolving an equation will help us have a better day
Maybe you can find one in this weapon factory! These pictures just "waouh'd" me
Click a picture for a larger view for a larger view.
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