Jerry Springer dating services

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From Jerry Springer "These people were humilated on my show, now I'm helping them find a life partner""

Here are few of the personal ads. Enjoy!


My name is Elwood. I'm a big man with big needs. Race, age, gender not important. Just brace yourself and hold still.


Hi! My name is Brady. Momma says I gotta meet some girls. She thinks I'm gay. I'm NOT! I don't think. Anyway, if you are a girl, maybe you could hang out with me. Come to my house and meet me and my momma! She'll fix dinner and then we can watch some TV or something. I like to watch "Antiques Roadshow" and "Sex And The City" even though Momma says all that dirty sex talk is bad for me.


My name is Lance. I know it gets lonely out there on the road. Let me ease your load and you can ride all night! Haha, that was a trucker joke. I love truckers, with their big rigs. Haha, that was another one! Seriously, though, I can show you things you never dreamed. Really. Let's meet. P.S. bring your truck


My name is Fontaine. Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get! Seeking LTR w/ TS, pre-op preferred.

If you didn't find your match in these profiles, don't worry! You can find more ads here.

5 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Lazy King:
PLEAAAAASEEEEEEE tell me that the link and JS personals are a satire!

If not, that's Scary! No wonder I don't date around alot, too many LOOSERS out there!

BlackSnow said...

this is disgusting,I hope that's not real:)),that Lance guy/woman/it looks scary.

SoggyCereal said...

I'll Take number 3! so smexxxi!

ASWANI said...

:)

Anonymous said...

This is nuts!

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