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My blog is a FAB blog. Not FABulous but a Funny Ass Blog. This award from Area 51.1 (a blog stranger than reality) definitely puts a smile on my face.
I'm super happy that you're reading/commenting/sharing my blog, so saying that my blog is funny....YAY! HOURAY!. I'm going to celebrate that. Thanks a bunch.

I'm passing this award to
-- SoggyCereal because your blog is funny and your nickname is hilarious.
-- Amusing Bunni because you know how to make politics fun and you're not afraid of Obama (hahaaa). And that we miss you fun posts. If you don't post a "fun" post next week, I'll chew you.
-- Homeboddy Blogger because your funny pictures are ROTFLMAO and your reviews are excellent.
Bipolar disorder, which is also known by its older name "manic depression," is a serious mental disorder that responds to treatment with both medication and psychotherapy.
This disorder is very personal to me, here are the top 10 signs of it:

++ Abnormal or excessive elation
++ Unusual irritability
++ Decreased need for sleep
++ Grandiose notions
++ Increased talking
++ Racing thoughts
++ Increased sexual desire
++ Markedly increased energy
++ Poor judgment
++ Inappropriate social behavior

Visit the Health Center for more useful informations.

Have you ever been depressed?
Do you know or did you know someone with depression? How did you behave??
Submitted by Aaron

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
From Jerry Springer "These people were humilated on my show, now I'm helping them find a life partner""

Here are few of the personal ads. Enjoy!


My name is Elwood. I'm a big man with big needs. Race, age, gender not important. Just brace yourself and hold still.


Hi! My name is Brady. Momma says I gotta meet some girls. She thinks I'm gay. I'm NOT! I don't think. Anyway, if you are a girl, maybe you could hang out with me. Come to my house and meet me and my momma! She'll fix dinner and then we can watch some TV or something. I like to watch "Antiques Roadshow" and "Sex And The City" even though Momma says all that dirty sex talk is bad for me.


My name is Lance. I know it gets lonely out there on the road. Let me ease your load and you can ride all night! Haha, that was a trucker joke. I love truckers, with their big rigs. Haha, that was another one! Seriously, though, I can show you things you never dreamed. Really. Let's meet. P.S. bring your truck


My name is Fontaine. Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get! Seeking LTR w/ TS, pre-op preferred.

If you didn't find your match in these profiles, don't worry! You can find more ads here.

Thanks Cybeel for the picture.

There must be a rivalry between China and Japan. Because after the japanese created the "Boobscarves", the chinese are trying to top that invention. Here is the "Boobs Vending Machine".

Related Post:
-The Boobscarves

PS: I'm moving to Asia

The Boobscarves!

Related Posts:
-- Only in Japan (part 2)

Uh-Oh


His eyes make him look so guilty
Music is actually the most powerful medium, it's universal and touches every single soul in the world. There are songs to celebrate love, death, life, for the clubs etc...
Today I selected few songs that make me feel Gooooooooooood and boost my moral when I'm depressed or sad. These songs have great rhymes and the lyrics are probably the best words for music meditation.

1. Mistaken Identity by Steve Reynolds
2. Make You Crazy By Brett Dennen
3. Prospekts March/poppyfields By Coldplay
4. Brand New Day By Joshua Radin
5. The Cure For Pain By Jon Foreman
6. All Good Things By Nelly Furtado
7. The Storm Is Over Now by R. Kelly
8. Warning Sign By Coldplay
9. Changes by 2pac
10. Redemption Song By Bob Marley


Friends Come and Go
There are an abundance of amazing people out there for you to meet and build relationships with. If you don't have many friends, don't stress, there are literally billions of friendship possibilities.

You Won't Always Get What You Want
Don't look for happiness in material possessions and if things don't go your way, learn to accept them. Life's too short to stay miserable.

Many People Will Love You, but Many Will Not
Not everyone is always going to like you, and that's fine. If people want to spend time talking about you then that is their problem. You are perfect as you are. You shouldn't need everyone to like you to have some form of self-esteem.

Nobody Can Transform Your Life Like You Can
Do things for yourself and learn to stand on your own two feet. People you rely on won't be around forever, and you don't want to have to use others as a crutch to get anywhere in life.

You Are Going to Fail
You can learn a lot from others, but it is your own failures that are going to teach you the most valuable lessons in life. Learn from your failures, embrace them, and use them to drive you on to success.

Rain Will Sometimes Cancel Play
Don't stress about the things that you can't control. Learn to live with things that happen. You can't change the past, but you can change how you react to things.

There May Be No Tomorrow
Make the most of each day. Make sure the people you care about actually know it, don't worry about little matters, just make sure you spend time doing the things you love.

Someone Else Will Always Have More
Just because someone has 'more', that doesn't mean they are happy. Read the biography of any celebrity and they will tell you they enjoy their process of earning money, rather than what money can do to make them happy. In other words, focus on what you love, not what the thing you love can get you.

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This is hilarious and make sure to watch the whole video

Albert Einstein is the father of modern science.

George Washington is the father of our country.

Herodotus is the father of history.

The term "Great White Father" refers to the United States President. (I guess Obama is pissed now)