Lol

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scrubs

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"This half-hour comedy focuses on the bizarre experiences of fresh-faced medical intern John "J.D." Dorian as he embarks on his healing career in a surreal hospital crammed full of unpredictable staffers and patients – where humor and tragedy can merge paths at any time."
Here is a link, it's also available on Youtube where you can search it.

With the season 8 starting this January, you have a lot of catch up to do.
Another total unbored stuff, it will unbore you. I swear it

Art of the day

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The Elephants by Salvador Dali

christmas makes us crazy

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On December 24th, a man stole a fire truck in Salt lake City. He said he needed a car to goo see his mother during the holidays. Here is the full story on yahoo.
On December 25th, while watching the Brad Pitt oscar buzzing movie, The curious case of Benjamin Button, a man got shot by another moviegoer because he was talking loudly with his son. They started arguing, the shooter (named James Joseph Cialella Jr) and the victim, and finally James killed him. Here is the full story.
What the heck????

things to do when sleepless

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  • Read my blog :)
  • watch funny videos on youtube
  • read stupid comments on youtube
  • take an online music quiz
  • open the fridge and make a very weird food mix
  • join non-sense groups on facebook
  • record a stupid video or a dance routine and post it online
  • learn your favorite songs' lyrics

weekly tips

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I don't know if this is illegal or not, but who cares we all download free mp3 via bittorrent, limewire etc...
Today i'll show you how to download the youtube videos or just download the audio.
Audio
It's very easy, you just have to download this software. It's safe, no viruses and easy to use.
You just put the video link and after few minutes you have your free mp3 :)
Click "télécharger" it means download in french.
Video
Just put the video link in this website and you'll have it in your computer :)

men vs women

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bad santa lol

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Who was the naughtier between you and Santa??

Chicken lasagna

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“This lasagna is baked with a creamy blend of cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, Parmesan cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise and lots of cheddar cheese.”

INGREDIENTS:
9 uncooked lasagna noodles
1 (10.5 ounce) can condensed
cream of chicken soup
1 (10.75 ounce) can
condensed cream of
mushroom soup
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
4 cups chopped cooked
chicken breast
4 cups shredded Cheddar
cheese

DIRECTIONS:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add noodles and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain.
3. In a medium bowl, combine chicken soup, mushroom soup, onion, Parmesan cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise and garlic salt.
4. In a 9×13 inch baking dish, layer 1/3 of the noodles, soup mixture, chicken and cheese; repeat 3 times, ending with cheese.
5. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour

art of the day

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Merry (Your Name)mas

Fail

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I'll never sit here, maybe you will :D

quotes of the day

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"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. "
by Joan Rivers

"There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries."
by W. J. Cameron

"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it."
by Khaterine Whitehorn

bored at work

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*** Top things to do when you're bored at work ***

  • Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy
  • Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
  • Hide behind a wall or desk devider of some kind and jump out shouting boo!! at everyone that walks past.....maybe change positions in the office for effect
  • Every time you get an email, shout ''email!'' or "message!"
  • Call I.T. and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography websites.
  • Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
  • Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly "I'll call you tonight".
Thank you Kev Spalding


lol

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art of the day

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dumb....and poor kids!

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You might not believe it but it's true. A guy in New Jersey named his 3 kids with Nazi names such as Adolf Hitler or Heinrich Himmler. The story came out to the world because he is saying his kids have been mistreated and any bakery wants to make a birthday cake for the kids. Is it obvious?
Seriously who named his son after Adolf Hitler? That's a crazy shit.
A psychologist said the names would cause problems for the children later in life. Of course!

quotes of the day

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“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."


“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

by Gary Allan

Play with Santa

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--Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
--Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
--Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
--Take everything out of your house as if its just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
--Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
--Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

Holy.....

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This ad is holy funny. Must see!

how i met your mother

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This 20 minutes sitcom is probably one of the best on tv. The head actor, Ted, is telling his two kids how he met their mom. It's about five best friends who live in New York and we follow them in their daily life but most of the time they are hanging in their favorite bar.
It's a big success, duh, more than 10 millions viewers watch it every week, so you may already be a big fan. Trust me, it's hilarious. You will laugh to death.
You can watched it here, buy it here or discuss it here.

Men vs Women

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1- The man is washing his car while it's raining!
2- He locked his car like a bike!

3-WIFE = Washing Ironing Fucking Etc.
4-Just divorced!

art of the day

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Still by Dan Barron

quotes of the day

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"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."

----by Annie Dillard

"If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace."
----by Thomas Paine

ocean city

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Another very fun place we have to visit. If you want to spend some quality time with your friends, you can count on Ocean City, Maryland USA. You have a beach, amusement park, golf, great restaurants etc..

808s & heartbreak

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In his fourth album, Kanye West shows us how hurt he is. All the lyrics are dark, sad, depressive. Before the end, you might be tired of them. He cries a lot. After all, he lost his mother and his fiance. It's where the heartbreak came from. I feel like he needed to do this album to move on. Kanye uses the 808 drums (the same that TI and Lil Wayne used in Whatever You Like and Lollipop) to emphasize his sadness.
However i think it's a good album because all the instrumentals are dope, fresh and not boring. You can clearly see his hard work and there is a lot of hits inside. You also can related to the songs. Even the "critics" unanimous, this album will do well and it's one of the best 2008 hip-hop album. It has to grow in you.
PS: The "critics" should know Mr. West is not a rapper but an artist who can do different things. The proof: he can work with everybody and every genre from hardcore rap to rock (Jay-z, Young Jeezy, Maroon 5, Coldplay etc..)

White Obama & black Mccain

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LOL

art of the day

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The Black Sea by Ivan Aivazovsky

quote of the day

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20 years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover

By Mark Twain

Crunches

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Helpful video to show us how to do abdominal crunches CORRECTLY.


How to Do an Abdominal Crunch

A story about everybody

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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody would do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Nip/Tuck

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Nip/Tuck is a drama series following two successful surgeons in their personal life and career. It is the highest rated basic cable series of all time for the 18-49 and 25-54 age demographics. The season six will start on January 2009. Their unbelievable surgeries are partly inspired in real cases. The fact that they always play with controversy is another ingredients of their success. They always air sexual scenes, crazy physical disorder, mental disorder, sexual disorder, very creepy diseases, illegal trades, drugs etc... It sounds ewww, but it is very well acted and the story is also very well written with a lot of of suspense, up and down. At the end of the day, it is about the two surgeons who have to deal with their self esteem, trust, and their unfaithful entourage. For more click here (streaming) or here (purchase).
PS: It is very addicting.

Art of the day

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by Adrain Wilson

Fucking...loool

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Is it just me but it seems that "fucking" is the new "the". Almost every movie, every tv-shows or songs uses that word. I don't know how it's become this popular and every word is preceded by "fucking"!
Here are the most current I've heard: "Oh my fucking God", "are you fucking kidding me?", "are you fucking crazy", "my fucking dad" etc...
Maybe people uses it to emphasize their emotions or for something else. It just can't be a free word.
Does someone have a better explanation?

Top 10

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Is it the first time that the Billboard hot 100 has 4 artists with 2 songs in their top 10? This week Beyonce (Singles Ladies at #1, If i were a boy at #9)
T.I. (Live Your Live at #2, Whatever You Like at #5)
Britney Spears (Circus at #4, Womanizer at #10)
Kanye West (Heartless at #7, Love Lockdown at #10).
This only lets two free spots taken by Lady Gaga (Just Dance at #3) and Katy Perry (Hot and Cold at #8).
Where were the others artists? Let's hope we'll have more diversity next week.

KFC Girls

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"Four months after a Burger King employee lost his job for taking a bubble bath in a restaurant sink, three teens were fired when they turned a basin at their northern California KFC into their personal hot tub.They landed in hot water with the chicken chain's management when one of the bikini-clad dimwits made the same mistake as the Ohio Burger King employee - she posted photos of the dippy escapade on MySpace. The photos included captions such as "haha KFC showers!" and "haha we turned on the jets," and were filed under a gallery called "KFC moments," according to the Record Searchlight newspaper in Redding, Calif."

Ewwww. How can they take a bath in the KFC sink with al the garbage there, the smell and the oil??

By Nancy Dillon
Daily News West Coast Butreau Chief

hahaha

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My ideal weight

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You probably want to know what is your ideal weight according to your height. When you reach your ideal weight, you decrease your chances to have heart problems, diabeties, depression, low self esteem, your sexual activities, high cholesterol, sleeping apnea, cancers, high blood pressure and some skin problems. And dont forget "A heathy mind in a healthy body"
Here is a website where you can find out if you need to eat more or not :D

Quotes of the day

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“When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death - ourselves.”
--Eda LeShan


“The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
--Alan Ashley-Pitt

Art of the day

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By Katie White

Viva la vida tour by Coldplay

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To promote their fourth album, Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland and Will Champion decided to go on tour. They started with free gigs in London and New York. Two weeks after their album released, Coldplay start their worldwide shows. which will last over 18 months. The tour is already sold-out and they are adding more dates...
The "Viva La Vida Tour" is one of the top grossing tour in the year. Reviews are mostly very positive. And according to the fan sites and forums "It is pure entertainment and you will want to go more than once."
You will be amaze about the lighting, the sound and the giants balls which they took form China. Finally another highlight is definitely all those bright butterflies falling during Lovers in Japan.
For more information, you can go to their official website.

Weekly tips

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**Dactylo
Nowadays, you have to type on your computer at least 20 words per minute to find a suitable job. Here is a free website, very easy to use, where you can choose the languages and your keyboard type. You dont have to download any softwares or to save it in your hard drive. You also can practice as much as you want to increase your speed up to 60 words per minute. Yes, that fast!
Click here if you want to learn how to type with your ten fingers.

**Google Translate
This website is also very easy to use. And you have all the languages inside. Type your word or sentence, select the languages and it will translate it.

Bush Shoe, Honestly

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Unbelievable.. I mean who throws shoes to a President? And it's hilarious. Enjoy

Art of the day

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By Arkhip Kuinji

Quotes of the day

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*** Failure to reach a goal is only bad if you don't learn from that experience. Sometimes failure would be part of the learning process.
And by applying that acquired knowledge you can achieve success. ***


With antic architectures and preserved sites the Old Towne Square also offers us everything from the 21st century. We fall for the astonomical clocks which is unique in the entire world. And the tower at the square give us one of the most beautiful view in Europe.
A place we definitely need to go...
Here is a link for a panoramic view.

Caramel apple pie

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Ingredients
1 recipe pastry for a 9 inch double crust deep dish pie
3/4 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
6 cups thinly sliced apples
1/2 cup caramel ice cream topping
1/4 cup chopped pecans
1 (16 ounce) package frozen whipped topping, thawed

Directions
Preheat oven and cookie sheet to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C).
Stir together the sugar, cornstarch and cinnamon. Toss with the apples in a mixing bowl.
Pour the mixture into the first unbaked pie shell then drizzle the caramel topping over the top. Sprinkle with pecans. Place the second pie shell over this and flute the edges. Cut slits in the top crust to allow steam to escape then place on preheated cookie sheet. Bake 45-50 minutes, until golden brown. Cool for 1 hour before slicing. Top with whipped topping, if desired.

Quotes of the day

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"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. "
--Woody Allen

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
--Josh Billings

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
--George Burns

Art of the day

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By Nick Scribner

Men vs Women

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Against Men
---If the man is the head of the house, the woman is the neck because she can turn it wherever she wants
---Men are like coffee: the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
---Men are like commercials: you can't believe a word they say.
---Men are computers: hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
---Men are like horoscopes: they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Against Women
----The Chastity Belt
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key as I'm sure she will have needs."
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe. He takes one last look at his castle and sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."

Art of the day

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By Francis Picabia

Quotes of the day

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"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost."
----Gilbert K. Chesterton


"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
----Ingrid Bergman

Sadly i'll be out this afternoon, this one of the funniest video on youtube. Enjoy

Christmas Gifts

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Some people asked me to come up with some very cool ideas for christmas gifts. Here they are...

***For Him
Nintendo wii
Guitar
Ipod touch
A ball (soccer, football, basket... it always brings smiles)
The Dark Night dvd
A big dog

***For Her
Jewels
The DefinitelyMaybe dvd
Handbags
A nano-chromatic ipod
A spa
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Here are some dumb California laws....

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

'08 must-see movies by month

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January
27 Dresses

February
Jumper, Vintage Point, Definitely Maybe, Step up 2 the streets,

March
grrr, poor movie month. Nothing was worth the ticket

April
88 minutes

May
Iron Man, Chronicles of Narnia 2, Sex and the City

June
Dont mess with the Zohan, Kung fu Panda, get Smart

July
Hancock, The Dark Knight, Step brothers

August
Death Race

September
RighteousKill, Eagle Eye

October
Body of Lies

November
Madagascar 2, Twilight, Transporter 3

December
I havent seen them but i think "The curious case of Benjamin Button" will be a must-see.

You all can buy the dvds here or watch them online here or here

Top 10 music

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OMG, 2008 is going to be history!!!
Everyone is coming up with lists. I will have only two. The first is about great music and the second about the great things we should remember...

Music:
10- Taylor Swift.
She became the new country princess and her sophomore album is the biggest female debut this year surpassing big names as Mariah Carey, Madonna, Beyonce and Britnay Spears. Even those who dont like country music started listening to it.

9- The Killers and Guns&Roses
These two rock acts made an impressive comeback. Fans were still there and they did bring good rock music for potentials gigs.

8- Rihanna & Chris Brown
This very hot rnb couple rules the charts over a year now. They both release deluxe version of their album, went multi-platinum and toured together. Rihanna even got 8 hits in her album making her lp the one with the most hits.

7- Britney
Hummm, after almost three year spending her time with the paparazzi, hard night-life and scandals, her new album debuts big and already drops two top three hits. We'll see how she'll manage 2009 and her tour.

6- Ne-yo
After producing the biggest names in music, Shaffer Smith or Ne-yo released his third album. The "gentleman" gave us a solid rnb album which is commercially successful and critically acclaimed. And he is nominated for 6 grammys.

5-Katy Perry and Lady Gaga
If you havent heard of them this year, tell us where you were. They took radios and the international chart by storm.

4-AC/DC
This is the biggest comeback this year. In their first week they sold more than 800000 albums in the US and they bowed to 3 millions worldwide in less than three months.

3- Hip-hop
2008 seemed to be hip-hop age of grace with release from Snoop Dogg, TI, Kanye West, Young Yeezy, Nas, The Game, the resurrection of Eminem. And they all topped the charts. Also TI is the artist who spent more time in the top on the Hot 100, 13 weeks (to date)

2- Lil Wayne
I'm not a big fan but He is 2008's music. With all his chart topping duets, he release his third album which went platinum just in one week. With the albums'sales drop, this is HUGE. He is also nominated with 8 grammy awards and he has the top selling album in 2008 in the USA.

1- English acts
With Coldplay, Leona Lewis and Duffy topping the charts all over the world, UK must be proud. Coldplay has the 2008 top selling album worldwide with over 6 millions in six months and Leona Lewis has the 2008 top song with Bleeding Love. Duffy is critically seen as the best new artist and her album is the second top selling this year.

Charlie bit me

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This is one of the best youtube video. You've probably already seen it but it wont hurt :) Enjoy

Stress Tester

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