- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy
- Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
- Hide behind a wall or desk devider of some kind and jump out shouting boo!! at everyone that walks past.....maybe change positions in the office for effect
- Every time you get an email, shout ''email!'' or "message!"
- Call I.T. and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography websites.
- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
- Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly "I'll call you tonight".
*** Top things to do when you're bored at work ***
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This is hilarous too!
You could also bring a hand puppet and talk to it. Hold it up to your ear, and agree with what it "tells" you. It will probably make more sense than your stooooopid co-workers, anyway.
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