Yoga vs Alcohol

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"It takes 10 years of yoga class to do this position but only 4 beers to do it"
From Funny Messages

Tag Station: LOVE

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YAY!!! Get unbored has been taggued by Jumping For Joy. That's another award. Winning something is always cool.
I would like to say thank you to everybody for visiting/commenting/following. You are awesooooome and you make me smile everyday.
Have you ever wonder what gets ME unbored?? Reading your comments and your blogs is what gets Lazyking unbored. So thank you.
This award was given to me by one of my follower Jumping for Joy. I have to tell something about me and the stuffs that make me happy. To avoid repeating myself, just read my previous post "Things that make me happy and sad".
But I won't follow the second rule which is to tag 7 great blogs.
7 blogs!! That's not enough because I LOVE YOU ALL. I'm tagging all my 153 followers, all readers and all my 700 twitter friends.
Just comment on this post so the others readers and I can visit your awesome blog.

Funny Dunker

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What's going on here??

Art of the day

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I'm trying to like purple

Beautiful Maths

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1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

Who says maths can't be fun??

Cookie of the day

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From Donut Girl


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"Just imagine the look on peoples faces when you take one of these special cigarettes from your pocket, drop it into a cup full of water and after a while start enjoying your hot cup of tea. Of course there’s tea, not tobacco inside of these cigarettes and the filter works like a float"

So amusing....

From Scarlett Walk

Worst day of my life

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Baby bubble

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Girlfriend application form

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Another stupid or insane lawsuit

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After reading the post about the man who sued himself yesterday, my friend David sent me this story.

Tomas Delgado sued the family of the 17-year-old boy he'd hit and killed for the damage that the boy's body did to his Audi. Delgado was speeding at the time, but since the boy was cycling alone at night without reflectors or a helmet, the driver wasn't charged with anything other than being a complete jerk. Under public pressure, he later dropped his lawsuit.

Art of the day

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I kinda made this one but I can't take all the credits.

A man sued himself

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Virginia prison inmate Robert Lee Brock was upset at himself for getting arrested for breaking and entering and grand larceny, so he decided to make himself pay -- by suing himself for $5 million. Stating that he violated his own religious beliefs by committing the crime, he sought payment for a civil rights offense.
Of course, since he didn't have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pays on his behalf. His suit was thrown out.

Watching the game

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Are you still buying soccer/football tickets??

The Wave Tower, Dubai

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Another dreamy place in Dubai. Dubai is definitely one of the most futuristic place on earth.

How old am I?

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There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".