Art of the day

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The Elephants by Salvador Dali

christmas makes us crazy

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On December 24th, a man stole a fire truck in Salt lake City. He said he needed a car to goo see his mother during the holidays. Here is the full story on yahoo.
On December 25th, while watching the Brad Pitt oscar buzzing movie, The curious case of Benjamin Button, a man got shot by another moviegoer because he was talking loudly with his son. They started arguing, the shooter (named James Joseph Cialella Jr) and the victim, and finally James killed him. Here is the full story.
What the heck????

things to do when sleepless

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  • Read my blog :)
  • watch funny videos on youtube
  • read stupid comments on youtube
  • take an online music quiz
  • open the fridge and make a very weird food mix
  • join non-sense groups on facebook
  • record a stupid video or a dance routine and post it online
  • learn your favorite songs' lyrics

weekly tips

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I don't know if this is illegal or not, but who cares we all download free mp3 via bittorrent, limewire etc...
Today i'll show you how to download the youtube videos or just download the audio.
Audio
It's very easy, you just have to download this software. It's safe, no viruses and easy to use.
You just put the video link and after few minutes you have your free mp3 :)
Click "télécharger" it means download in french.
Video
Just put the video link in this website and you'll have it in your computer :)

men vs women

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bad santa lol

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Who was the naughtier between you and Santa??

Chicken lasagna

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“This lasagna is baked with a creamy blend of cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, Parmesan cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise and lots of cheddar cheese.”

INGREDIENTS:
9 uncooked lasagna noodles
1 (10.5 ounce) can condensed
cream of chicken soup
1 (10.75 ounce) can
condensed cream of
mushroom soup
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
4 cups chopped cooked
chicken breast
4 cups shredded Cheddar
cheese

DIRECTIONS:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add noodles and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente; drain.
3. In a medium bowl, combine chicken soup, mushroom soup, onion, Parmesan cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise and garlic salt.
4. In a 9×13 inch baking dish, layer 1/3 of the noodles, soup mixture, chicken and cheese; repeat 3 times, ending with cheese.
5. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour

art of the day

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Merry (Your Name)mas

Fail

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I'll never sit here, maybe you will :D

quotes of the day

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"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. "
by Joan Rivers

"There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries."
by W. J. Cameron

"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it."
by Khaterine Whitehorn

bored at work

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*** Top things to do when you're bored at work ***

  • Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy
  • Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
  • Hide behind a wall or desk devider of some kind and jump out shouting boo!! at everyone that walks past.....maybe change positions in the office for effect
  • Every time you get an email, shout ''email!'' or "message!"
  • Call I.T. and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography websites.
  • Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
  • Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly "I'll call you tonight".
Thank you Kev Spalding


lol

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art of the day

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dumb....and poor kids!

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You might not believe it but it's true. A guy in New Jersey named his 3 kids with Nazi names such as Adolf Hitler or Heinrich Himmler. The story came out to the world because he is saying his kids have been mistreated and any bakery wants to make a birthday cake for the kids. Is it obvious?
Seriously who named his son after Adolf Hitler? That's a crazy shit.
A psychologist said the names would cause problems for the children later in life. Of course!

quotes of the day

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“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."


“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

by Gary Allan

Play with Santa

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--Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
--Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
--Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
--Take everything out of your house as if its just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
--Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
--Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

Holy.....

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This ad is holy funny. Must see!

how i met your mother

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This 20 minutes sitcom is probably one of the best on tv. The head actor, Ted, is telling his two kids how he met their mom. It's about five best friends who live in New York and we follow them in their daily life but most of the time they are hanging in their favorite bar.
It's a big success, duh, more than 10 millions viewers watch it every week, so you may already be a big fan. Trust me, it's hilarious. You will laugh to death.
You can watched it here, buy it here or discuss it here.

Men vs Women

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1- The man is washing his car while it's raining!
2- He locked his car like a bike!

3-WIFE = Washing Ironing Fucking Etc.
4-Just divorced!

art of the day

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Still by Dan Barron

quotes of the day

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"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."

----by Annie Dillard

"If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace."
----by Thomas Paine

ocean city

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Another very fun place we have to visit. If you want to spend some quality time with your friends, you can count on Ocean City, Maryland USA. You have a beach, amusement park, golf, great restaurants etc..

808s & heartbreak

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In his fourth album, Kanye West shows us how hurt he is. All the lyrics are dark, sad, depressive. Before the end, you might be tired of them. He cries a lot. After all, he lost his mother and his fiance. It's where the heartbreak came from. I feel like he needed to do this album to move on. Kanye uses the 808 drums (the same that TI and Lil Wayne used in Whatever You Like and Lollipop) to emphasize his sadness.
However i think it's a good album because all the instrumentals are dope, fresh and not boring. You can clearly see his hard work and there is a lot of hits inside. You also can related to the songs. Even the "critics" unanimous, this album will do well and it's one of the best 2008 hip-hop album. It has to grow in you.
PS: The "critics" should know Mr. West is not a rapper but an artist who can do different things. The proof: he can work with everybody and every genre from hardcore rap to rock (Jay-z, Young Jeezy, Maroon 5, Coldplay etc..)