What would you choose?

Here is a new game I took from the Ipod Touch. You MUST choose between the 2 differents options. Tell us what you would choose in the comments.

A.
1- Live without music
2- Live without computer

B.
1- Be forced to eat your best friend
2- Be eaten by your best friend

C.
1- Have a one night stand with a hairy girl/hairy guy
2- Have a one night stand with a girl/guy who didn't shower for 1 week

D.
1- Be covered in liquid marshmallows
2- Be covered in string cheese

E.
1- Make out in front of your grand=parents
2- Have your grand-parents make out in front of you

F.
1- Die by drowning
2- Die by suffocating

G.
1- Feed your kids by regurgitation
2- Lick your kids to bathe them

My picks:
A-2; B-1; C-2; D-1; E-1; F-2; G-1

The world biggest underwear

The Biggest bra in the world

The most romantic line...yet

My love interest

PS: If you didn't get this joke, you might want to see the Dark Knight and Brokeback Mountain

How to Stay Young

#1 Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

#2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

#3 Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

#4 Enjoy the simple things.

#5 Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

#6 The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

#7 Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, friends, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

#8 Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

#9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

#10 Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Thanks to George Carlin

I can't stand...

... Boys who wear their pants below their butts. The "saggy pants" just piss me off. Who came up with that trend? Ewww!! We don't want to see your butt hanging and your ugly underwear.


... Girls who don't shave their face. Girls should always shave their mustaches, barbs and armpits. That's gross and a BIG turn off. You can buy a box of razors for a 1$ or an electric razor for 5$. Please for God sake, Go shave yourself now.

Quickies

What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker?
The nympho says, "You're done already?"
The hooker says, "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."


What happens when you supress a fart?
It travels up your spine and lodges in your brain.
That is where all our SHITTY ideas come from.

Art of the day

House Reflections by Eric Wustenhagen

I Quit

Fun Facts about Women

_- On average, women utter 7,000 words a day; men manage just over 2,000.

_- 70% of women would rather eat choclate than have sex.

_- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

_- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England

_- Men can read smaller print better than women can; women can hear better.

_- Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

Related post:
-- Men Bashing

Delicious USB

Click here for more unusual and tasty USB

Dear Google Adsense

I now understand why nobody clicks on your ads. You are crazy and you scare my readers. What did I do to you? Is it the BlackSnow karma? I know that this blog is a joke but you are the icing on the cake!! You take this waste of time to the next level of stupidity.
Thanks for everything and I can't wait to see your next ads.

10 Reasons you should find a Friend with Benefits

1. You don't have to buy flowers, teddy bears, diner etc... The only thing you have to buy is a box of condoms.

2. You don't have to lie about everything. That will definitely make you a better person.

3. You can flirt with whoever or whatever you want. There will be no bad consequences.

4. The "break-ups" are tears-free and very easy. A text message or an e-mail will to the job.

5. You don't have to listen to the meltdowns or handle the interminable mood changing.

6. The sex is always good with no strings attached. You don't even have to cuddle or make a morning breakfast.

7. You can spend all the time you want boozing or acting stupid with your friends.

8. No need to report all your activities, no more 5 hours talking on the phone, no more lame excuses to hang out with the friends etc...

9. You don't have to be sentimental, sensitive or caring. Anyways we all know that was FAKE.

10. No commitment at all. No more plans for the next 50 years. Why would you spend your time planning for your late days or grand kids when you can enjoy your present?

Cookie of the day

Reminder: Click here to see the previous cookie. It's a must-see before July 8th.

Break-up playlist

Break-ups... we all have our soup of break-ups. There are few of them we clearly regret and others we wish we did sooner.
And once again, music is here to dry our tears or bring more. Regardless what happenned, break-up songs seem to be the most beautiful, heartfelted and meaningful songs. Everyone can relate to them.

I asked my lady friend Scarlett to help me make this post even between men and women. Enjoy

-- Make this go on forever by Snow Patrol
-- Every breath you take by The Police
-- I still cry by Ilse de Lange
-- If you would come back home by William Fitzsimmons
-- Go on girl by Ne-yo
-- Unbreak my heart by Toni Braxton
-- Careless Whisper / George Michael
-- Dont cry by Guns n Roses
-- Trouble by Coldplay
-- I don't feel it anymore by W. Fitzsimmons
-- See you in my nightmares by Kanye West Ft Lil Wayne

The situation

Before & After

Stress Tester

This photo has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress level at Saint Mary's Hospital.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical.

A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.

Click here to see the picture

Love is in the sky

Which one is your favorite?

Coffee on a date

A boy takes his girlfriend on a date. They went to a coffee shop and they ordered coffee.

The boy told to his girlfriend, “Drink quickly before it gets cold.”

Girlfriend asked with surprise, “Why?”

The boy replied, “Don’t u see, Hot cofee is for $ 5 and cold cofee for $10 !”

Art of day

Color Splash by Julie Grace