1. You don't have to buy flowers, teddy bears, diner etc... The only thing you have to buy is a box of condoms.

2. You don't have to lie about everything. That will definitely make you a better person.

3. You can flirt with whoever or whatever you want. There will be no bad consequences.

4. The "break-ups" are tears-free and very easy. A text message or an e-mail will to the job.

5. You don't have to listen to the meltdowns or handle the interminable mood changing.

6. The sex is always good with no strings attached. You don't even have to cuddle or make a morning breakfast.

7. You can spend all the time you want boozing or acting stupid with your friends.

8. No need to report all your activities, no more 5 hours talking on the phone, no more lame excuses to hang out with the friends etc...

9. You don't have to be sentimental, sensitive or caring. Anyways we all know that was FAKE.

10. No commitment at all. No more plans for the next 50 years. Why would you spend your time planning for your late days or grand kids when you can enjoy your present?

8 comments:

cybeel said...

you're that pessimist??? :o

LazyKing said...

this is not personal!!

Hit 40 said...

I wrote a post about what "a friend with benefits" is when you get older!! LOL. I haven't used it. Very boring post. I'll write one or two a week that are too awful to post.

Dutch donut girl said...

I have seen friends with benefits go wrong too. And then you can say bye bye friend and hello frenemy :) If it brings more drama---it is not worth it.
So no friend with benefits for me.
People might as well have an one night stand.

LLnL said...

I'll admit it, I voted lame without reading this one. But I read the first one and don't want to read more. I think I a little sensitive today and my sense of humor has suffered...I'm sure not if avoiding mood swings is on the list already ; )

Aswani said...

Very true..lol ;)

vidhi said...

haha!
and you always have a spare date!

Salacious Soul said...

Friend's with benefits is the best thing in the world! So much easier than having a boyfriend or girlfriend

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