What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker?
The nympho says, "You're done already?"
The hooker says, "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
What happens when you supress a fart?
It travels up your spine and lodges in your brain.
That is where all our SHITTY ideas come from.
The nympho says, "You're done already?"
The hooker says, "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
What happens when you supress a fart?
It travels up your spine and lodges in your brain.
That is where all our SHITTY ideas come from.
7 comments:
Your blog is as silly as mine, so there is now a link from mine to yours. (I'm also Dust'n Lint)
hahaha ..that first joke.
lol ;)
lol i think i like the first one too XD
The 1st one is really funny. Paint the ceiling huh??? LOL
And that is how you got these ideas :-))
Hey Lazy King, you must have a lot of gas....hee hee, you were asking for that one! JK
PS: If more guys wifes' acted like nympho's & hookers w/ their OWN HUSBANDS, maybe the horndogs wouldn't cat around so much, just a though.
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