Knowing me

Today, I'm answering to Scarlett questions for another rambling week-end. Enjoy and feel free to answer them too.

- Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
Yes, always.

- Do you like to sing in the shower?
I don't because everyday I'm in rush and late to catch the crazy bus.

-Whats your favorite colour?
Brown/Beige/Chocolate

- Do you like baths or showers?
showers

- Do you blow dry your hair? or just let it dry on its own, or towel dry?
my towel does the job

- At the beach would you rather play in the sand, or play in the water?
Does looking at hot chicks count??

- Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go?
Eat them otherwise why did you go to the river at the first place. Fresh fish!!!

- Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
Wet is sexy

- Pen or pencil?
Pencil

- Have you thrown up in a car?
I'm a gentleman. HA!

- Date someone older?
Yes.. she was 10 days older than me. LOL

- One place you could travel right now?
Florida, I miss the beach

- Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope, I'm a big boy now (wink*)

- What was the last drink you drank?
a fruit punch named Heaven Blend (delicioso!)

- Do you prefer hugs or kisses?
hugs

- What is your favorite word?
kidding

- Are you a heavy or light sleeper?
Unf a light sleeper and i hate that! (just like you Scarlett!)

I love you

Cookie of the day

The cookie today is a song. Yep, a song! If Today was your last day by Nickelback. We need to learn these lyrics by heart and not to mention the instrumental is amazing. I rate this song 10/10. It's already on my most played songs on my ipod. Here are few of the lyrics

-- each day's a gift and not a given right

-- live each moment like your last

-- what's worth the price is always worth the fight

-- live your life like you're never living twice

-- you call those friends you've never seen

-- it's never too late to shoot for the stars regardless of who you are so do whatever it takes

-- you can't rewind a moment in this life

WHY WHY WHY??

I saw this yesterday on tv and couldn't believe it.

What the Heck pic

1- Man, did you get enough tan??
2- Who is the King??
3- The Indian Spiderman??
4- ??

My crazy bus

I have to take the bus several times a week and I alwyas witness some crazy, weird and funny actions. Here are few of them. Remember this is a public bus!

1- A girl went to the middle of the bus and started dancing.

2- A man had a paper bags with him. He sat down and openned it. Inside there were a raw meat and a bottle of wine. Then he ate and drank everything. Raw meat!!!

3- A hooker took the bus and was probably arguing with her boss. She was talking very loudly and didn't care about us hearing her nasty conversation.

4- Two guys were hitting on the girl sitting in front of them. Later she stood up and slapped one of them.

5- One wheelchair guy came in with a big yellow poster that was saying "Stop abortion! If you don't want kids, stop having SEX"

6- Once the bus driver was announcing every stop by singing every street name like an opera.

Let's get together!

Art of the day

By Janna Pham

Energy playlist

I was going to post a "Memorable Duets" playlist but Scarlett needs energy and motivation to stay in the gym. Enjoy these very rhytmic songs that I like to listen to boost myself. I think they are perfect to hit the treadmill or to run outside during this sunny summer.

Beat It by Michael Jackson

Mr. Brightside by The Killers

That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings

Viva La Vida (techno mix) by Thin White Duke

Stronger by Kanye West

Shake It by Metro Station

I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas

The old ladies

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

We can't drive.'

Then why did you buy it?'

'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.

Fun ideas for your dates

Call me old school but I usually take my dates to the restaurants for the first 2 or 3 dates, so we can get to know each other. But after that, I'll try crazy and weird activities. Here are few dates ideas (submitted by a reader Andy) that I approved and highly recommend you to try them just for fun :)

1. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming “wocka wocka wocka.”

2. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.

3. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.

4. Dress to the nines, pretend to be married, and test drive very expensive vehicles at an auto dealership.

5. Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you have both secretly wanted to do forever. Have an unabashed good time!

6. Drive somewhere unknown and have dinner in a city you’ve never been to. With fake names.

7. Go around the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations inside on random things

8. Walk around a city and perform short silent plays in front of security cameras

9. Go to a restraunt and convince the cook to create something completely new for you.

10. Rent a movie you’ve never seen before. Set on mute and improvise dialogue.

Sex facts

## The record number of male (human) orgasms in an hour is 16.

## Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

## For every "normal" web page, there are five porn pages.

## The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."

## Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

## Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

## The penalty for mazturbating in Indonesia is decapitation.

## 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

## In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom. (to my indian readers, is this true?)

Baby Flower

Art of the day

by Murray Wagner

How to make your bf breaks up with you.

I know you've been waiting for this since last week "How to make your gf breaks up with you".
Ladies, if you too don't have the "balls" to do the nasty break up, here are few tricks for you.

10- Ask for more commitment like being engaged, talk about kids
09- End your sentences by "Because I worth it" and don't forget to smile and to turn your head (watch a Loreal ad)
08- No sex only foreplays, flowers and chocolate
07- Be obssessed with the JOnas Brothers (regardless your age)
06- Take him to your weekly 4 hours shoes-shopping. Ask him to return the shoes the very next day.
05- Don't shave
04- Fake a pregnancy. If he wants to stay and keep the child then fake an abortion
03- Complain, complain, complain again.. and more whining
02- Stalk him, call every hour and text as much as your fingers can. Leave stupid and non-sense messages
01- Tell him you have a crush on his Dad

This time you won't have to move to another continent because these tips will work 100% guaranteed.

Best place on Earth

Happiness

Extremely CREATIVE and amazing video. It was entirely made with chalk on the floor. This is art

Youtube removed the video, here is a link (Babelgum) to watch it in HD

Cookie of the day

Sunday Smiles

Quotes of the day: Tears

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion.
by Kurt Vonnegut

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
by John Vance Cheney

What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
by Jewish Proverb

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.
by Antoine Rivarol