I know you've been waiting for this since last week "How to make your gf breaks up with you".
Ladies, if you too don't have the "balls" to do the nasty break up, here are few tricks for you.

10- Ask for more commitment like being engaged, talk about kids
09- End your sentences by "Because I worth it" and don't forget to smile and to turn your head (watch a Loreal ad)
08- No sex only foreplays, flowers and chocolate
07- Be obssessed with the JOnas Brothers (regardless your age)
06- Take him to your weekly 4 hours shoes-shopping. Ask him to return the shoes the very next day.
05- Don't shave
04- Fake a pregnancy. If he wants to stay and keep the child then fake an abortion
03- Complain, complain, complain again.. and more whining
02- Stalk him, call every hour and text as much as your fingers can. Leave stupid and non-sense messages
01- Tell him you have a crush on his Dad

This time you won't have to move to another continent because these tips will work 100% guaranteed.

15 comments:

AD said...

LOL.

#1 would DEFINITELY chase him off.

Thuy said...

cool haha

Anonymous said...

Excellent.

Kendra Logan said...

LOLS!!

cybeel said...

#6 is a real torture! I can't be that cruel!!! haa haaa Love it

Hit 40 said...

The crush on his dad is the winner!!! LMAO!!

Millennium Housewife said...

tell him he has a small penis, but not to worry, you've googled the problem and there's loads of operations he can have to improve the situation.

BlackSnow said...

damn that #5 one

kavita said...

This list is published way too late for me....my bf is my husband now..lolz

Yvette Kelly said...

Very very cool ideas.Will definitely give #5 a try

Anonymous said...

@ kavita... u should ask for tricks for divorce lol
M sure that LK will find some points... LOL

kavita said...

Thanks for your concern ....i m deeply touched,so is my husband...god bless you.

LazyKing said...

@kavita, loooool. I wish you the best in your marriage

Anonymous said...

@ Kavita I was just kidding ;-)

kavita said...

Thank you friends...

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