Have you ever been in a relationship that you want to end but don't have the balls to break it? Use these mean tips and I assure you your girlfriend will to do the nasty break-up.

10- Don't pick up when she calls, don't text her either
09- Spend all your free time with your friends
08- Don't be nice to her friends
07- No more compliments
06- Wear the colors she hates
05- Don't take her out but ask for sex
04- Make her feel guilty about your relationship
03- Be obssessed with a female celebrity (ex. Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Megan Fox, etc..)
02- Ask her if she is pregant because you noticed she gained 5lbs ( 2.5 kg)
01- Tell her that you are bisexual.

PS: If all these things don't work, well, move to a different continent because your gf is INSANE!
Next week, I'll post a "How to make your boyfriend break-up with you".

18 comments:

cybeel said...

CUT HIS HEAD OFF !!!

PS- waiting for the next week :o

RennyBA said...

Don't need these tips as I've found what I've been looking for - like you have seen in my last post :-)

Lee Beth said...

Oh my gosh that's so funny! Yeah, I agree, have to be insane.

Sheila DeChantal said...

Nice post.... LOL

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suZen said...

Good lord - a lot of work to do on that list when you could just TELL her and save your energy for your next girl. Call me old-fashioned but I respect a guy with balls.

AD said...

Bahahahahaa.
:D

#2 is cruel.

Lol, I'll attempt to apply these to bad boyfriends.

Hit 40 said...

Just dump her!!!!

Funny and true about the sex. And ... women fall for it.

Park Avenue Princess said...

OMG! I just finally HAD to post! I love your blog! You always crack me up!

Thanks for that! xoxo Amy (Park-Avenue Princess)

kavita said...

LZ..Which one is your fav?

Abby Quijano said...

oh gosh! i was gonna say... why isn't there one for girls!?

anyway, yeah if one of those things were done to me-- it's definitely over ! good job! im pretty sure that this technique would work!

Salacious Soul said...

I love the pregnant one! so good!

virgo27 said...

yep, she's surely break up!!!

ASWANI said...

Very nice tips for everyone. Thanks !

Balvinder Singh said...

But nothing will work if the balls are already missing as the tips are for those who "don't have balls".

BlackSnow said...

lol,don't was a few days then take her out.

Hippoleetoe said...

omg ! How sad !! lol

Theirs a million relationships im sure are like this and the girl stays ! lol

Thuy said...

better if you posted "How To Get a GF" D:

SoggyCereal said...

i always do number 10. I am a mean person.. or just very very lazy and antisocial.

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