Have you ever been in a relationship that you want to end but don't have the balls to break it? Use these mean tips and I assure you your girlfriend will to do the nasty break-up.
10- Don't pick up when she calls, don't text her either
09- Spend all your free time with your friends
08- Don't be nice to her friends
07- No more compliments
06- Wear the colors she hates
05- Don't take her out but ask for sex
04- Make her feel guilty about your relationship
03- Be obssessed with a female celebrity (ex. Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Megan Fox, etc..)
02- Ask her if she is pregant because you noticed she gained 5lbs ( 2.5 kg)
01- Tell her that you are bisexual.
PS: If all these things don't work, well, move to a different continent because your gf is INSANE!
Next week, I'll post a "How to make your boyfriend break-up with you".
10- Don't pick up when she calls, don't text her either
09- Spend all your free time with your friends
08- Don't be nice to her friends
07- No more compliments
06- Wear the colors she hates
05- Don't take her out but ask for sex
04- Make her feel guilty about your relationship
03- Be obssessed with a female celebrity (ex. Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Megan Fox, etc..)
02- Ask her if she is pregant because you noticed she gained 5lbs ( 2.5 kg)
01- Tell her that you are bisexual.
PS: If all these things don't work, well, move to a different continent because your gf is INSANE!
Next week, I'll post a "How to make your boyfriend break-up with you".
18 comments:
CUT HIS HEAD OFF !!!
PS- waiting for the next week :o
Don't need these tips as I've found what I've been looking for - like you have seen in my last post :-)
Oh my gosh that's so funny! Yeah, I agree, have to be insane.
Nice post.... LOL
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Good lord - a lot of work to do on that list when you could just TELL her and save your energy for your next girl. Call me old-fashioned but I respect a guy with balls.
Bahahahahaa.
:D
#2 is cruel.
Lol, I'll attempt to apply these to bad boyfriends.
Just dump her!!!!
Funny and true about the sex. And ... women fall for it.
OMG! I just finally HAD to post! I love your blog! You always crack me up!
Thanks for that! xoxo Amy (Park-Avenue Princess)
LZ..Which one is your fav?
oh gosh! i was gonna say... why isn't there one for girls!?
anyway, yeah if one of those things were done to me-- it's definitely over ! good job! im pretty sure that this technique would work!
I love the pregnant one! so good!
yep, she's surely break up!!!
Very nice tips for everyone. Thanks !
But nothing will work if the balls are already missing as the tips are for those who "don't have balls".
lol,don't was a few days then take her out.
omg ! How sad !! lol
Theirs a million relationships im sure are like this and the girl stays ! lol
better if you posted "How To Get a GF" D:
i always do number 10. I am a mean person.. or just very very lazy and antisocial.
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