Candy Man

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Do you remember when your parents were asking you to not take candies from strangers... well this is the one they were talking about.



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Pointless

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Harry Potter and Lazyking

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This week-end is a little different, I went to the movies on Friday instead of Saturday (now I don't have nothing to do today...)
Harry Potter is finally released after 2 years of waiting. And I have to say, I was disappointed. I'm a big fan of HP books and movies but this movie didn't fulfill my expectations. During the movie, I was waiting for something to happen like a big fight or something really awesome but nothing happenned. I believe this movie was made up to prepare the intrigue for the last Harry Potter. Overall, this movie deserves a 7/10 which is good but not great.
After the movie, I went to a free summer concert and all the three bands that were performing sucked. There are songs, nobody applauded when they finished singing them. And the second band made me really sleepy.

Google is crazy

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It does work!! Try to google "why is there"

Divorced

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Fat Monkeys

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Have you ever been in a relationship that you want to end but don't have the balls to break it? Use these mean tips and I assure you your girlfriend will to do the nasty break-up.

10- Don't pick up when she calls, don't text her either
09- Spend all your free time with your friends
08- Don't be nice to her friends
07- No more compliments
06- Wear the colors she hates
05- Don't take her out but ask for sex
04- Make her feel guilty about your relationship
03- Be obssessed with a female celebrity (ex. Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Megan Fox, etc..)
02- Ask her if she is pregant because you noticed she gained 5lbs ( 2.5 kg)
01- Tell her that you are bisexual.

PS: If all these things don't work, well, move to a different continent because your gf is INSANE!
Next week, I'll post a "How to make your boyfriend break-up with you".

Art of the day

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Hotties

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...in your dreams.

Nicewords

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Blue-tongued Animals

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The blue tongued Bear, the blue tongued lizard and the Chow Chow dog are the ONLY animals with blue tongues. Fascinating!

Cookie of the day

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Life is uncertain, eat dessert FIRST

Suicide

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Something bad and unbearable came up
Under pressure without a warning sign
I couldn't take any more pains, I
Couldn't look at myself in the mirror
I didn't recognize the man standing on the other side
Deep inside, I wasn't scared or surprised
Everything fell down and my soul was darker than ever

by Lazyking

Crazy uncle

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A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

Baby Strip-tease

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They start so early...

Let's spread the Love ♥

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I'm honored to receive this award from my really good blogger friend Aswani from Future Perfect. Now I feel that I'm very welcomed in the blogosphere after only 6 months. Thank you everyone for showing your love and support. I love you too.

I'm spreading my love to:
-- Homebody Blogger
-- Amusing Bunni
-- Scarlett Walk
-- True Crime Books Reviews
-- I didnt have breakfast
-- Area 51.1
-- Nice Guys (our contest winner)

Take a moment to visit these great blog and meet these awesome followers.

Public Enemies & Bruno

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Yesterday was a rainy day in here. So I went to the theathers and watched 2 movies (of course I only paid for one and sneaked in for the second one).

Public Enemies, wow, great movie! Can easily become a classic in your dvd collection. Johnny Depp was amazing. He is probably one of the best actor of all time. The scenario, the actors, the decor, the production.. everything was well done. Not to mention Christian Bale was his opponent.

Bruno, what can I say?? LMAO, very inappropriate, very gay, very naked, very crazy, very funny, very silly etc... But the movie was really short 1h25 min because they deleted many scenes, some of the scenes that were in the trailer didn't even make it to the final cut. Blame it on the gay associations.