Art of the day

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New direction

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Hello my dear reader.
I know that I've been MIA but it was all worth it. I'm in a great zone and I don't want to leave it. However you already know that I looooove blogging and it has become a passion and an escape. I wish I could be more investigated about it but I can't. I also want to keep blogging for at least a year (see countdown on the sidebar) and I have plenty of ideas for my blog so I'll stay around the blogosphere. And you already know that "once you go blogger, you'll never go back".
The first thing I need to do is to change the name of the blog. I don't personally think that it is unboring you daily with new contents (but there are almost 800 posts published). This new direction will probably focus on this crazy world and the crazy people living on it and of course my crazy rambles.
Finally I assure you that I'll keep diversifying the posts and will amusing you.
Cheers and Happy Halloween.

Paranormal Activity

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After reading amazing reviews about Paranormal Activity, I knew that I had to watch it. This mockumentary follows a young couple who are tracking a ghost in their house.
Horror movies were my favorites since I was a kid (I'm serious, I could stay up to 4am watching them and not being scared). These past years I stopped watching them because I thought that they were lame and not frightening at all. But Paranormal Activity scared the shit out of me. It's terrifying, creepy, freaky etc... The best part of this movie (worst part of my nightmares) is that everything seems so real. When I left the movie theater, I sat down on a bench to breathe deeply. I also ended up buying a cappucino to calm myself and have some sort of energy.
During the movie I was very empathetic to the girl because I believe in ghosts and actually saw them twice in my life.

According to Wiki, the director only spent 15000$ to make it and since October this masterpiece has made nearly 40 millions.If you want to be scared this Halloween, please forget the bloddy Saw and go watch this.

Have you seen it yet? Do you believe in ghosts? What are your plans for Halloween?

Both sides...

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Because of your absense...
...I'm incomplete
...I'm insecure
...I'm scared
...I'm vulnerable
...I'm sad
...I'm lonely
...I'm crying

For you...
...I'll be a better man
...I'll share everything I have
...I'll care about everything
...I'll accept your flaws
...I'll enjoy what you have
...I'll tell you that I love you and will mean it everytime
...I'll smile and laugh



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I hate blonde jokes but this one got me LMAO non-stop. Enjoy!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.Justify Full
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

My Indian Diner

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I know this post will cheer up my indian followers. Last night, I went to an indian restaurant called Amol. It was very interesting. My friend absolutely loves indian food and went to pretty much all the indian restaurants in town. I once went to an indian buffet when I was in Montreal and I was shy trying out the foods. Yesterday was a completely different story.

As appetizer, we got a "mixed plate". It was mixed with several indian delicousness such as an indian fried chicken, fried mashed potato with sweet peas, mixed vegetables (also fried). This appetizer was served with 3 different sauces, a very spicy red onions sauce; a medium spicy green sauce and a not spicy black sauce. I loved the colors and the presentation. But I forgot to ask about the ingredients and the names. Sorry!

For the entrees, we had rice with 2 different sauces: Jalfredi sauce and Hariyali sauce. Jalfredi sauce is made with creamy tomato sauce, vegetables, basil and chicken. It was excellent. The Hariyali sauce is made with spinach, curry, spices, chicken. It was also delicious and I think I like that one better. Why? Because the Jalfredi sauce is very similar to an african meal (from Senegal) named "thiou" but the african meal is much better than the Jalfredi. But I liked the fact that these big and different cultures have some cooking similarities. I really enjoyed that lesson.

After this festin, there was no room left for dessert, so we ordered a Mango Lassi drink. I believe that the Lassi is an indian smoothie. It's made with yogurt and mango and some secret indian ingredients. LOL. It was very yummy and had a sour taste.

The best part is we didn't break the bank. The final bill was 39.01$ but since it's the reaturant 9th birthday, every table had a 9$ off so we ended up paying 30.01$ but we had too much fun and the servers were nice and friendly so gave them a lot of tips :)

Tell me about your fun culinary experiences or please recommend me some non-american foods.

5 tricks to ruin a date

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Have you ever been in a date and suddenly you just want to ruin it?
Have you ever been in a very uncomfortable date but you don't know how to end it?
Forget faking an emergency on your phone, that's so 2000 and late! Here are the good stuffs:

++ Talk about religion

++ Pour drink/food on yourself like a baby

++ Fart loudly!

++ Tell her/him that you thought she/he was going to pay the bill

++ Make bad comments on her/his weight

Art of the day

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Random Play

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This playlist contains the songs that I love right now, these last few weeks I've been listening to these songs a lot. I just love them and they all make sense to me. Some of them are popular, some aren't; some of them are new, some aren't.
In few weeks, I'll probably will be listening to a completely different playlist. Enjoy and tell me what song do you listen several times a day.

## Stay by Safetysuit
## Break Even by The Script
## Rainy Day by Coldplay
## Disappear by Beyonce
## Never Say Never by The Fray
## Let Me Love You by Mario
## Meet Me Halfway by Black Eyed Peas
## Mad World By Gary Jules

Cincinnati, OH

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I've been living in Cincinnati for exactly a year now. I never really liked this city. I left Montreal and came here so it was a huge difference of lifestyles. But these past few weeks I'm discovering all the hidden treasures Cincinnati has to offer. Here are few of the most memorable attractions:

_- Mt Adams, it's a small and antique city that has one of the most amazing view to the downtown. The architecture of the houses, restaurants etc.. are unique and breathtaking. Mt Adams also has a 18th century monastere and it's quite amazing too.

_- The Ohio River, it's the natural limitation between Kentucky and Ohio. It has a beautiful park and an amazing sunset view. One of the most romantic place in Cincinnati.

_- WEBN Fireworks, the longest and biggest fireworks event I've ever seen in my life. Some people wait 12 hours on the park just to see it.

_- Cincinnati Bengals, even though I'm not a big fan of American Football, I root for my city because of their crazy and over the top fans. And I've also seen my first NFL game at the Bengals stadium.

_- Kings Island, this is the main attraction in Cincinnati. Kings Island's rides are in the top 10 most extreme rides in the US. It's just awesome!

_- Great restaurants, affordable and beautiful decor.Without alcohol, you can enjoy a great entree, a soft drink and a delicious meal for 20$ per person.

Funny diet excuses

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I'm baaaaaack

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Well, not completely!
First of all, thank you so much for missing me and for all your lovely e-mails. Don't worry anymore, I feel really good and my life ''offline'' has never been this awesome. I'm having a lot of fun.
The main reason I'm not updating this blog is because of my broken computer. And since I'm very lazy, I'm not working any extra hours to make more $ and get a new one. But I'll do something about it and this blog will be fully operational like before. From now, I'll post few updates every now and then even though I've lost a lot of my posts :(
I can not leave my bloggers friends, you bring balance in my life and I love blogging :)
Thoughrout this week, I'll be visiting/commenting/sharing all your latest posts.

Can you explain this?

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Best engine

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Submitted by Jermaine

A notable gynecologist once said:
"The best engine in the world is the Vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental..!"

Art of the day

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Paper Memory by Lissa

Baby Ipod

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I'm not talking about the movie but about YOU. Yes you. I'm hitting my 300 bloggers followers or can I say bloggers friends. This could have never been possible without your support.
When I started blogging and learned about followers I thought that making 100 followers for my first year would be great and very successful but 300 followers in only 8 months, that's completely insane. The best part is they are all visiting my blog everyday (some of you just don't like commenting but with Google Analytics, I can see that you stopped by) So I'm really grateful.

Also I'll be lauching my website (I'm still working on the design) and I just need few days to be really happy with it and post its first original article (which is ready since last week).

And the blogpost All my Love wasn't written by me but for me. So I have 3 different reasons to celebrate. Stay tuned for my next blog contest coming really really soon...

Inglourious Basterds

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Here is a movie I didn't want to see but all the critics aggreed that it's a must-see and the performances are outstanding. My friend Amusing Bunni is guest posting here and is generously given us her awesome review. Check it out. It's worth it, professional and well written.

All my Love

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My love for you is not based on whether or not you've been completely true and transparent. It's not based on your financial or educational situation. It's not based on your physical health or your mental health. All those things change over time.

My love for you is based on what is in your heart. My love responds to the expressions of your spirit.

It is my hope that we base our relationship on unconditional love. Unconditional love does not change. You don't have to be or do any thing to make me happy. You do not have to pretend or wear a mask with me. You don't have to find the right words to tell me some thing. You must only be you! I look forward to learning about you. I look forward to watching our love grow.

There are always going to be many difficulties in life. Our vow is that we are willing to go through these together!

All my love

Judgement Day

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Art of the day

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Sand .... in surf by Cybeel

Friendship Graph

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I just want to give shout outs to few of my girls who have given me few blog awards. Unfortunately I've received those awards before.

It's Gonna Take More Than a Hamburger To Make Me Happy gave me The Kreativ Award
Princess Minia gave me The Kreativ Award too
Crabby Abby gave me the Honest Scrap Award

I love you girls :)
Click on the awards to read the related posts.

Manual Instructions for Babies

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Please can someone come up with one!

Awesome Napkins

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Perfect gift idea for less than 6$

Epic Look-alike Fail

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My new motto

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Quotes of the day: Teamwork

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“Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.”
by Ryunosuke Satoro

“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.”
by Henry Ford

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.”
by Michael Jordan

No Hooking

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Sorry baby

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From vinoth

I'm craving

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Yes like a pregnant woman, I need this yummyness. It has been more than a year since I last ate french pastry. There isn't ANY french bakery around here (this city is sad!). Hopefully I'll find one veryyy soon.
I made my twitter as a chocolate theme LOL

I'll take your Mastercard

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Venise Lovers

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Saw this on tv yesterday night. CRAZY!!!!

Do you like Pasta?

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Art of the day

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by Simon Schulz


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And she hasn't seen the portrait yet.

Quickies: True stories

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I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I Realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to Forgive me.

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

The cure for deaf people??

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Why am I lazy (the response)

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My friend LLnL left me a comment yesterday on my post Why am I lazy?. It's the post where I was trying to prove that I'm really lazy. Here is what she have to say about it. I thought that you'll like her comment. I lmao!
## what I said
## what she saidJustify Full

## I only worked 6hours a day instead of the regular 8hours. OOh and at work, I'm always on my desk cracking jokes with everybody.
## If you've worked overtime in the past then a 6 hour work day is breaking even.

## I stoped dating, it's a lot of planning, going-out, stress etc... that's too much work for my lazy ass.
## Lazy men think they can get laid by taking a girl to putt putt and pizza place.

## I once stayed more than 36 hours without eating. Why? I was too lazy to cook something. I only drank water.
## Lazy people will open a can or a box and eat with there fingers because they believe that missing a meal will kill them.

## My favorite activity is to sit or to sleep.
## Lazy people stay up all night with mind numbing activities, like paid programming, because they are not looking forward to having to make the long trek to their bedroom.
## If you don't sleep enough you will become lazy. Someone who using a lot of energy through the day will have a easier time sleeping at night (oh no I think I just put myself on the lazy list)

## Now I enjoy movie theaters a LOT. You sit down on your comfy chair with your Diet coke and watched 2 movies :). You laugh and have fun without doing almost anything.
## Lazy people who have a diet pop with a super sized combo meal. Never as good as the regular soda but it is a trade off for exercise and proper nutrition.

I know I've joked in the past about you being LZ but you have still not made me a believer. Nice try, but we love you just the way you are.

Men vs Women: Poem

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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

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The perfect day


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There is nothing better than to kick off your week with a playlist that will boost your mind. All these songs are from a band with 4 artists. I just selected few of them, notable absents are The Beatles and Nickelback.

Cookie of the day

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Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

8 things

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Since you liked all the posts about me these past week-ends, here are few things I can't live without :)

1 thing I can't live without
My Ipod touch,

1 meal I can't live without
Pasta, my favorite are Farfale and Lasagna

1 cloth I can't live without
My black "rock&roll" jacket. I feel so hot when I wear it.

1 drink I can't live without.
Without no hesitation, coffee

1 website I can't live without.

1 situation that annoys me
Waiting for a stupid person (looking for his money) at the cashier. Can't you have your money or your pocket ready before meeting the cashier? Or while the casher was ringing up your purchases, why didn't you get your dirty money ready?

1 thing I really hate
When somebody wakes me up.

1 stupid thing I did lately
Talking about religion while I was on date this Friday. Yes, I stopped being lazy for few hours and went on a date.

Smart kiddo

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GI Joe

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This week-end was the premiere of the very anticipated movie GI Joe. And guess what? It was disappointing. It was a really average movie. For a GI Joe movie, it should have more excitment, more intensity and of course better jokes. Seriously I could have written better jokes for them. And the love story (every action-hero movie has one) was so annoying and stupid.
Well, if you have nothing better to do, you can watch but I'd recommend you to wait for the dvd or to download it. I'm making it sound like the worst movie but it wasn't that bad but the actors suck. Maybe GI Joe #2 will be better. 6/10


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What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!

What do you get when you mix Laxative and Viagra?
You don't know if you're cumming or going....

I want this

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Dear fellow blogger

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Where's the party at?

Dumb or Hungry?

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A woman calls 911 because McDonalds didn't have Mcnuggets

Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, called police to complain that a cashier would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." She was arrested and the Police pressed charges for misusing the 911 system.

Art of the day

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by Samuel Blanc

Who is more Pregnant?

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Baby E.T.

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