5 tricks to ruin a date

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Have you ever been in a date and suddenly you just want to ruin it?
Have you ever been in a very uncomfortable date but you don't know how to end it?
Forget faking an emergency on your phone, that's so 2000 and late! Here are the good stuffs:



++ Talk about religion

++ Pour drink/food on yourself like a baby

++ Fart loudly!

++ Tell her/him that you thought she/he was going to pay the bill

++ Make bad comments on her/his weight

16 comments:

kavita said...

I will forward this to my cousins who are in dating scene....btw my blog is active again and your visits are awaited.

lissa said...

they will surely drive anyone away, it doesn't even have to be for dates, certainly will work on some cousins or aunts or annoying sells people

BlackSnow said...

Order liver and onions:))

Taschima Cullen said...

HAHAHA! Imagen that you are an atheist and are going out with an hardcore Christian, you would never hear the end of it. I KNOW.

They are all very true, but here are other stuff you can do...

+ Let your date know her/his parents are very attractive, and then ask if he/she is adopted.

+ Ask him/her if they have ever had sex, and if they are any good at it. Then proclaim yourself a virgin just to mess with his/her head, or the other way around if the person is a prude.

+ Start talking about that big mole you have on your ass that you just can't get out.

Just a few things...

BTW I gave you an award at my blog, don't know if you are into that stuff, just thought to let you know.

RennyBA's Terella said...

Wish I knew this before! :lol:

Salacious Soul said...

or you could just fake a blood clot in your brain. That's always fun.

Ocean Girl said...

Thank you for the tips, will try on one of those business meetings you want to get out of!

Yodz said...

yes, religion talk definitely ruins any date...
it's like discussing physics and chemistry.

Nice guys finish last...or something like that said...

Or ask what happened between them and their LAST boyfriend/girlfriend. That's always fun talk (and pretend you don't care)

Amusing Bunni said...

I still like the phone emergency call.
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I have a few cute animal posts on my blog, check it out.
I know you love those sort of things!
Happy Hump Day

cybeel said...

Talking about religion has never been a problem for me! But farting on the vert 1st date? yepp it's a problem for me ;)

Saadi said...

Hahahaha...i've done the first one to shut this person up and make him run away so my friend and I could get some time alone without him!! :p

DEEN said...

cough loudly... and repeatedly like you've got pulmonary tubercolisis or some other pulmponary problems. that would make them run faster than the speed of light... ^^

MegaMan The Madman said...

Very Complicated indeed...

Pretty Selfish said...

"Pour drink/food on yourself like a baby"...whhhaaaattttt?!?

Tina T said...

A guy may need to do these things, but for most women they can just mention that they're goal is to be married within the next six months and by the way, what are his plans over the next six months? That sounds simpler than pouring food on yourself, although not nearly as entertaining.

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