Men vs Women: Poem

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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

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Mr. Bill said...

I think the man's poem pretty much covered it....

lissa said...

both so dead-on, the man's poem makes me laugh

AD said...

Ha. I had a feeling the man's poem was going to be short and sweet and to the point.

Funny stuff!

Abby Quijano said...

hahaha! gosh, that reminds me... i was in a square with my friends and there was only one guy there with us. its seems like all he was interested in was a little romance and more kissing than anything.

i learned A LOT more about the opposite all in one night O_o crazy.

cybeel said...

haa haa man's poem tells everything.
And our poem is so close to impossible :p

Kendra Logan said...

Lols, this is hilarious!

Ocean Girl said...

Reminds me of this joke, well maybe it is not a joke:

How to Impress a Woman
Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
Smile at her, Laugh with her,
Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring beer.

jociegal said...

Hello there - I just discovered your blog today and you had me laughing in .5 seconds. Great blog - can't wait to return! Cheers :)

Mista Jaycee said...

Stop reading my mind! PS. Stop reading my Wifes Mind too! 8-)

Tina T said...

I really needed a laugh today, and this did it. Just shared it on FaceBook, although I think some of friends will tell me it's sexist. Oh well, it was too funny not to pass along.

LLnL said...

That's about right. I'm so stealing this : D

ASWANI said...

Nice one..hahaha :)

Dutch donut girl said...

They do say that laughter is the best medicine so thanks for the laugh :)

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