Quickies: True stories

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I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I Realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to Forgive me.
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A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

9 comments:

Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

really sweet!!!

lissa said...

true stories? really? what's Abdul's respond or did he respond at all?

cute about the boy answering with "adam's underwear"

Anonymous said...

Abdul = Aladin

jociegal said...

Pretty darn cute. :)

Dutch donut girl said...

Funny and cute :) Can I adopt that little boy?

Manju said...

lol!this made me laugh! i like the first one and the last one
thanks for the wishes :)

xxx

Abby Quijano said...

hahaaha like the second the third one!!! really really funny :]

ASWANI said...

hahaah..nice :)

BlackSnow said...

lol...funny.:))

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