Men vs Women

Reactions :  
Against Men
---If the man is the head of the house, the woman is the neck because she can turn it wherever she wants
---Men are like coffee: the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
---Men are like commercials: you can't believe a word they say.
---Men are computers: hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
---Men are like horoscopes: they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Against Women
----The Chastity Belt
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key as I'm sure she will have needs."
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe. He takes one last look at his castle and sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling, "Stop! Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key."

1 comments:

cybeel said...

---Men are like coffee: the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long
Ahh haaaa this is hilarious!
Can i post this on my blog too??

Post a Comment

Your comments make me HAPPY.
Everyone is free to say whatever he/she wants to say and there is no stoooopid word verification. Plus I'll make sure to leave you a comment as well.