[this is ewww]
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of ways to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, & found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers & go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm & moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on & he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, You'll wake your mother"
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of ways to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, & found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers & go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm & moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on & he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, You'll wake your mother"
8 comments:
OMG - eeuuuw is right!
:o
ooooooohhhhhhhh, sssssshhhh--!!!!
I didn't see this one coming.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... * leaving the room screaming *
oh wow. OH WOW anything but your own mother! ahhh caught of guard there! but i love it! ROFL!
How I've missed BGU. Thank you for the laugh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's awful. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I don't think I'll post that on my site, cause then I'll be forced to remember it.
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