Worst Nightmare Ever

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[this is ewww]

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of ways to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, & found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers & go down on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm & moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.

Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on & he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, You'll wake your mother"

9 comments:

suZen said...

OMG - eeuuuw is right!

cybeel said...

:o

Abby Quijano said...

EWWWWWWWWW that's terrible . oh man if this really happened... wow.. that totally sucks.

virgo27 said...

ooooooohhhhhhhh, sssssshhhh--!!!!

Christine said...

I didn't see this one coming.

Dutch donut girl said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... * leaving the room screaming *

SoggyCereal said...

oh wow. OH WOW anything but your own mother! ahhh caught of guard there! but i love it! ROFL!

LLnL said...

How I've missed BGU. Thank you for the laugh.

Nifty Nick said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's awful. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. I don't think I'll post that on my site, cause then I'll be forced to remember it.

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