Pickup Lines

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1- What pickup line actually works on you?

2- I'm glad I'm not blind!

3- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

4- I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

5- You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!

6- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes

7- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.

8- Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers

9- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

10- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Bonus:
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

4 comments:

Salacious Soul said...

None of those would work on me. I have a really cheese line which usually works. So you walk up to a guy or girl in a bar and say: "Why did you invite all these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us"

Usually they will laugh and call you an idiot, but it starts conversation at least.

LazyKing said...

@Salacious, haha I love that one!!

cybeel said...

i love #9. funny :)

LLnL said...

@Salacious I like yours too.

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