Classic drinking jokes

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She hates the sight of liquor. That's why she drinks it so fast

He believes in a balanced diet; a drink in each hand.

It only takes one drink to make her drunk. She's not sure if it's the eighth or ninth drink, however.

He only drinks on days ending in "Y"

She knows that alcohol is a slow poison. She doesn't mind, she's not in a hurry

When she catches a cold, she buys a bottle of whisky. In no time, it's gone. The whisky, not the cold

3 comments:

Thuy said...

Hahaha the 3rd one was really funny

Andy said...

Lol. Nice.
Btw, good change of in the template. Looks grt.

LLnL said...

I like the picture; are they being cheeky or absent minded?

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