How to impress

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honour her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.

9 comments:

cybeel said...

and leave him alone while watching sports

BlackSnow said...

yes...and hire a maid while the wife is gone.

LLnL said...

This made me smile.

ASWANI said...

Yes, very good tips to impress a man ..lol :)

hazel said...

lol :)exactly! the best post ever :D

izzie said...

Ok then... I'll keep that in mind... and then "blame" you ;) LOOOOOOOOL

Dutch donut girl said...

LoL ;-)

Nice guys finish last...or something like that said...

I always thought it was be honest with her and make her laugh...but that hasn't always worked!

Anonymous said...

Where's the beer?

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