Diet rules for Women

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1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

4. Movie-related foods (Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

5. Cookie pieces contain no calories -- the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

6. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.

Bonus: Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

7 comments:

BlackSnow said...

loool

cybeel said...

(i wish) They are TOTALLY true haaaa haaaaa.
smt i cannot understand why people look at me that way when i order french fries with diet coke.At least i try not to take extra calories...Something wrong with that?

Aswani said...

very informative..hahaha :)

Ram Bansal, the Theosoph said...

unendng smiles

cherrie said...

i love your post. lol (:

LLnL said...

You can't post things like this because people might believe you. Those myths can be detrimental for everyone .........................................................
.........................except for #6. That is a fact and I don't know how it got grouped the other ridiculous statements.

Dutch donut girl said...

1 & 6 apply to me.

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