Quickies: The hooker

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This is a different story about this hooker


Dave was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my vife," Dave answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Well," says Dave, "I didn't either, 'til you shine that light in her face!


5 comments:

BlackSnow said...

that's sad

Aswani said...

Lol :)

Paris said...

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Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

really good one!

Dutch donut girl said...

I really like these hooker jokes ;)

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