What annoys your dog?

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It's your dog speaking

1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2 Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7 Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9 Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

Thanks to Matt

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hilarious. Best list ever

Amusing Bunni said...

Did you interview my past doggies for this post?

When Aliens invade us, they will think dogs are the real rulers of Earth, because we stupid humans run around behind them picking up their poop.

cybeel said...

so true so true

Dutch donut girl said...

It's a dog's world :)

Ketan said...

This was hilarious!

Take care.

BlackSnow said...
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BlackSnow said...

all dogs around the world thank you.

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